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LMAO: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold In Funny Tweets

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Pour a nice glass of red, slide into the cosiest corner of your couch and get ready to judge the pettiness of others. That’s right, it’s time for another Married at First Sight commitment ceremony.

While we held out hope that Steve and Mishel might finally be donezo, for some bizarre reason Mishel chose to stay tonight. This came after she spent the entire week throwing insults at Steve (albeit while downing two glasses of wine at a time) following the revelation he wasn’t attracted to her. Mishel, in the wise words of JoJo: “Get out (LEAVE!) right now.”

While almost every single couple on this show have a ton of marital issues, against all odds all the couples will stay to fight another day in this garbage fire reality TV experiment.

Will someone please put us out of our misery??? Until then, here are some humorous tweets.

Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:

Josh expressed doubts over whether he and Cathy would become more than just friends but they both chose to stay another week to find out.

Stacey admitted to the experts that she loved Michael and forgave him for last week’s indiscretion with Hayley. They discussed moving in together. Ugh.

Aleks and Ivan straight-up refused to talk about their intimacy issues with the experts, agreeing that it’s none of anyone’s business. I mean…they’re not wrong. We stan.

Lizzie took it upon herself to lecture the other couples about opening up to the experiment. Did you know she was on last year’s season? Wild! They never mention it!

Despite Jonethen making it clear he wasn’t happy with Connie, she voted ‘Stay’ so they will be together for another week. He did not look stoked.

On the experts’ couch, KC continued to bang on about Drew’s damn housemate’s toy — remember, the housemate who is A GIRL?! They were interrupted by Michael and Stacey giggling at them. The shade of it all.

Despite Steve and Mishel’s constant bickering, they will stick it out for another week after Mishel surprisingly elected to stay in the experiment.

Honestly, that was a waste of damn time.