LMAO: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold In Funny Tweets
Pour a nice glass of red, slide into the cosiest corner of your couch and get ready to judge the pettiness of others. That’s right, it’s time for another Married at First Sight commitment ceremony.
While we held out hope that Steve and Mishel might finally be donezo, for some bizarre reason Mishel chose to stay tonight. This came after she spent the entire week throwing insults at Steve (albeit while downing two glasses of wine at a time) following the revelation he wasn’t attracted to her. Mishel, in the wise words of JoJo: “Get out (LEAVE!) right now.”
While almost every single couple on this show have a ton of marital issues, against all odds all the couples will stay to fight another day in this garbage fire reality TV experiment.
Will someone please put us out of our misery??? Until then, here are some humorous tweets.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
Josh expressed doubts over whether he and Cathy would become more than just friends but they both chose to stay another week to find out.
Josh and Cathy 4 years later: I’m still not sure if we’re just friends or if there’s potential for more. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/aoxxxmOaB0
— Owen (@otttoo6) March 8, 2020
Josh loves to drop a bombshell..either at a ceremony or to his mummy. #MAFS
— Dino (@drakemaddox28) March 8, 2020
#MAFS looks like Josh was here to hit it and quit it.
— Steve Gortley (@GortleySteve) March 8, 2020
Me, an intellectual, watching #mafs: They should have called this show "Married at First Gaslight"
— dean 'we need to talk about automation' fletcher (@realDeanCool) March 8, 2020
Stacey admitted to the experts that she loved Michael and forgave him for last week’s indiscretion with Hayley. They discussed moving in together. Ugh.
Stacey one week ago: "leave"
Stacey a week later: "I'm in love with him" #mafs #mafsau— maddie (@prythians) March 8, 2020
All of Australia when Stacey said she loves Michael #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/HNePayaFI3
— maeve&torrie (@MaeveTorrie) March 8, 2020
Micheal speaks.
Australia replies…….. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/pZvhHs3lky— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) March 8, 2020
Stacey looking for her self-respect #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/oPDErlFUog
— ÅSHTöN (@getmeashton) March 8, 2020
Aleks and Ivan straight-up refused to talk about their intimacy issues with the experts, agreeing that it’s none of anyone’s business. I mean…they’re not wrong. We stan.
Ivan: We don’t want to comment about that (intimacy)
The producers: #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/LMzH3aLzw9
— 20PK20 (@pjk27779) March 8, 2020
Ivan and Aleks: Our sex life is no one's business
Sex-obsessed Trisha:
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/apJWySIxUt
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) March 8, 2020
Entire #MAFSAU community cheering Ivan while he shuts down all the "intimacy" questions.#MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/SLk1i1YVza
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 8, 2020
All of Australia, watching Aleks and Ivan stand up to the experts and their bullying.
Loved it when Aleks put them back in their box with her "We can leave and do this outside without you" response ????#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/W5CuWs1QGG
— Jeremy Jones (@KhalJeremy) March 8, 2020
Doctor Trish, now deceased
Time of death: Approximately 6:43pm Sunday 8 March 2020
Cause of death: Ivan’s sick burn on her profession#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EA7ZDNvhJ7
— Chloe (@thatchloechick) March 8, 2020
Lizzie took it upon herself to lecture the other couples about opening up to the experiment. Did you know she was on last year’s season? Wild! They never mention it!
Lizzie trying to be teachers pet with the experts #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uCdtd62opV
— Weslee #TeamShonee (@WSpark98NZ) March 8, 2020
Lizzie is just perpetually trying her damned hardest to be a gif /meme at EVERY moment. #mafs #mafsaustralia #mafsau
— Tali (@teamtarry) March 8, 2020
Despite Jonethen making it clear he wasn’t happy with Connie, she voted ‘Stay’ so they will be together for another week. He did not look stoked.
Pretty sure Connie will write 'stay' so she has another week to finish her jigsaw puzzle. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Brad Henderson (@bradhendosports) March 8, 2020
Jonnie realising he has to stay with Connie for another week#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DHDBl37Cw0
— maeve&torrie (@MaeveTorrie) March 8, 2020
Jonny when Connie writes ‘Stay’ and he’s got another week of jigsaw puzzles and vision boards pic.twitter.com/PVG21exSaR
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) March 8, 2020
On the experts’ couch, KC continued to bang on about Drew’s damn housemate’s toy — remember, the housemate who is A GIRL?! They were interrupted by Michael and Stacey giggling at them. The shade of it all.
KC: are you fucking your housemate?
Drew: huh? Fucking my housemate???
KC: did you say you’re fucking your housemate? Wow so you admit it #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gJGokHqc7r— Bridget (@staybridget) March 8, 2020
Michael showing anyone respect #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JrKkrhvhhA
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 8, 2020
“And then I told them that I was a real lawyer.” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MKga3DYEwg
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 8, 2020
Despite Steve and Mishel’s constant bickering, they will stick it out for another week after Mishel surprisingly elected to stay in the experiment.
Steve and Mishel time #mafs pic.twitter.com/1MRSSiBqKj
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 8, 2020
Mishel to the experts: Steve’s jacket is clearly lilac
Steve: I don’t know, I think it’s violet..
Mishel:#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/h47fYSkHLW— Las Wijayatilake (@LasandroFlores) March 8, 2020
Steven: *is honest*
Mishel: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/LDEYUz9MZG— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 8, 2020
Honestly, that was a waste of damn time.
I’m starting to think even Twitter might not be able to save #MAFS pic.twitter.com/luHD5MlIwD
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 8, 2020
#MAFS #MAFSAU THAT'S IT I'M FUCKN OUT!!! pic.twitter.com/zBSkGDosWR
— bob_with_no_job (@oh_dear_bob) March 8, 2020