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AMSTER-DAMN: ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Just Landed & All The Fellas Want Florence

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“Paradise looks sick!” screams Tara… and with that, the first episode of The Bachelor spinoff Bachelor In Paradise kicks off.

While the location may have changed to Fiji, one thing stayed the same: Osher Günsberg’s hair is still too perfect for words.

Osher Gunsberg Hair Punkee

Another Gold Logie worthy performance from ya m8 Osh!

However, the first ep was really all about Florence. If you need a quick catch-up in all things Flo, she’s the Dutch contestant on Matty J’s season.

That’s not ringing bells? She donned specs and a white shirt to teach our bachy a sexy lesson, and most importantly at home stays, she wouldn’t hold Matty’s hand and pretty much totally ignored him. Lol. It was fantastic.

In summary: she’s a bad bitch and we love her for it.

Even before Florence arrived to meet angel-faced Osher, her name had been dropped by Sam Frost reject Davey Lloyd. Soon after, Georgia Love’s ex-fling Jake entered and he expressed interest in the beautiful Dutch lass. Turns out Jakey and Flo have had some history on the outside world, making things tricky for Davey to make a move.

With the gift of Osher’s date card placed in Davey’s hands, he chose not to chop Jakes lunch (cuz #brocode) and instead picked Leah for some solo time. He later fessed up by telling Flo that he regretted not picking her and continued to flirt his pants off. Has he seen this show? Don’t mess with Leah m8. She’s going to annihilate you.

Flo and Jake seem to have a complicated past and with Davey also wanting a rose from her, it’s all become a bit of a tangled ‘love square’ situation. Imho, Flo shouldn’t settle for either of these guys.

Coming to her senses, Florance dropped this truth bomb on Davey:

“You’re both idiots. I’d rather hang out by myself,”

Me too, Flo. Me too. I guess we’ll find out what goes down in the first rose ceremony tomorrow night.

Viewers vented mixed reactions to the whole ‘love square’ fiasco on twitter:

Some people were just not sold on the Flo hogging all the screen time

Meanwhile, there was plenty of viewer love for someone on the island: