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Bachy GOAT Nikki Gogan Will 100% Not Be Starring In ‘Bachelor In Paradise’

As we eagerly wait to find out which ex-Bachy stars will make the cast of Bachelor In Paradise, one thing is for sure: Nikki Gogan won’t be in it.

Yesterday, NW Magazine reported that Gogan was confirmed as a cast member, but it turns out that was a load of BS. The angel herself has been forced to post to Instagram, confirming that she will 100 percent not be involved in BIP.

The post reads:

“I was lucky enough to be in Sydney a few weeks back to film a television commercial, not a Bach in Paradise promo.

“My idea of paradise is relaxing with my family & friends – laughing, joking and just having a lovely time together,” she said.

“I’m doing my best to live my paradise right here. Right now. I wish anyone that chooses to go on Bach in Paradise all the very very best, but I won’t be joining them.”

So that’s all folks. All our dreams, dashed forever. To add insult to injury, in the comments on Nikki’s post, our absolute fave The Bachelorette star Cameron Cranley also said he was not going to appear in the spin-off series, saying “well put,” alongside the hashtag #samesame. Nooo!!

Megan Marx’s ex Tiffany Scanlon also commented that she wouldn’t be joining the cast, saying, “Neither will I!! Let’s make our own paradise soon x”.

Richie Strahan – who is now single and therefore ready to mingle – has also reportedly shut down rumours he’s joining the show, commenting on a NW Magazine Instagram post that he is “100% not doing this”. But his comment has since been deleted. What could it mean?

BONUS: The Premiere Of CRAM But Just The Bits Where They Say Cram, Crammed Into A Crammed Video Of Cram

People have mixed feelings on CRAM, the new network Ten show with Peter Hellier. If there was one thing we noticed, it was how many times CRAM crammed the word Cram down our throats - case in point: