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The Weeknd Is Dating Justin Bieber’s Ex & We Ain’t Even Mad, We’re Impressed

You can’t make this stuff up.

The Weeknd has been spotted appearing to be on a date with Justin Bieber’s ex Yovanna Ventura. The pair were even seen holding hands.

In an act of revenge not seen since The First Wive Club, the ‘Starboy’ singer has pulled the ultimate move, following his split with Selena Gomez and her lightning-fast reunion with her ex Bieber.

Well, Jelena can jog on as here’s Yovanna and The Weeknd photographed arriving at French Montana’s birthday party together. Our imaginary boyfie The Weeknd is doing just fine. GREAT, actually. Thanks for asking.

How he managed to cosy up to JB’s ex-bae Yovanna (who is also a successful model) is just a bit too much of a coincidence. It is petty AF and we’re LIVING FOR IT.

We can’t even be mad at him.

It’s gotta be a tough sitch for The Weeknd. JB and Selena’s reunion proved he put the ‘R’ in rebound and must be feelin’ a bit shit right now.

Ya boi done good!

Justin just needs to date Bella Hadid and the full circle will be complete. What a crazy world.


BONUS: The Premiere Of CRAM But Just The Bits Where They Say Cram, Crammed Into A Crammed Video Of Cram

People have mixed feelings on CRAM, the new network Ten show with Peter Hellier. If there was one thing we noticed, it was how many times CRAM crammed the word Cram down our throats - case in point: