Meet The ‘Love Island’ Contestants Via Their Ridiculous Instagrams

Between The Masked Singer and the upcoming The Bachelorette season, watching reality TV right now is legit a full-time job. Add to this, the second season of Love Island is about to launch. Oh boy.

Thankfully, we have our first taste of the genetically blessed contestants about to take over our lives. What can we say. They’re all ridiculously hot. While it’s a level of hot us normies will never attain, they sure are nice to look at.

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Oh-Em-Gee here they are – your Islanders for 2019 ?#LoveIslandAU, Monday Oct 7 on @channel9 ✌️

A post shared by Love Island Australia (@loveislandau) on Sep 28, 2019 at 1:11pm PDT

With the names of the contestants dropped over the weekend, we’ve listed all their Instagrams below.

Meet the 2019 Love Island contestants via their Instagram pages:

Vanessa Siera

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Do I like him or is he wearing speed dealers and a fanny pack

A post shared by Vanessa (@vanessasierra) on Aug 26, 2019 at 4:34pm PDT

Matt Zukowski

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Made my in ring debut at @australianwrestling last night! Can't wait for the next match

A post shared by Matthew Zukowski (@mattzukowski) on Oct 22, 2017 at 2:08am PDT

Cynthia Taylu

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I remember a couple of years back, I would get so nervous going on set and wonder if a makeup artist would understand my complexion and not make me look ashy. Today was one of those days I left set feeling so happy and proud to see how far the industry has progressed. I’ve had the pleasure of working with so many makeup artists over the past year, who take the time to understand different skin tones and be inclusive with their work. ??????????? Makeup by @taniellejaimua Hair @shannonjjwilliams On set for @saskicollection #ANeonModel

A post shared by Cynthia Taylu (@taylu_me) on Feb 25, 2019 at 2:17am PST

Adam Farrugia

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Weekend Now THANKS

A post shared by Adam Farrugia (@adzyfarrugia) on Feb 7, 2019 at 2:01am PST

Cassie Lansdell

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Living for this @jeffreestarcosmetics skin frost highlighter in #siberiangold and the velvet liquid lip in #androgyny that comes in th nude mini collection! So beaut ?? review coming soon on my YouTube channel

A post shared by Cassie Lansdell ✌? (@cassielansdell) on Jan 15, 2018 at 12:41am PST

Sam Withers

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So all day today I’ve been contemplating if it’s “Yanny or Laurel” and come to the conclusion it’s Laurel ? What do you think it is? ? If you have no idea what I’m taking about check my story. #yannyorlaurel #yanny #laurel #braintwister

A post shared by Sam Withers (@djsamwithers) on May 17, 2018 at 5:14am PDT

Jessie Renée Wynter

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Trying very hard not to book a spontaneous Euro Trip ?

A post shared by Jessie Renée Wynter (@jessiereneewynter) on Jul 14, 2019 at 4:30pm PDT

Gerard Majda

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You’ve all got 6 weeks to top my Europe fund up ???Slide into my DMs to book a sesh for next week! ????? . . . . #perthfit #perthfitfam #perthfitness #perthfitlife #perthfitspo #perthisok #perthlife #perth #thisiswa #perthcity #fitnesspro #bodymajic #newyearnewyou #mealprepfridays #mkr #majskitchenrules

A post shared by Gerard Majda (@bodymajic) on May 26, 2019 at 4:13am PDT

Cartiér Rose

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“cheese “ ?

A post shared by Cartiér Rose (@cartiersurjan) on Mar 28, 2019 at 10:45pm PDT

Eoghan Murphy

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Hahaha Vegas baby!

A post shared by E O G H A N (@eoghannmurphy) on Aug 15, 2019 at 3:14pm PDT

Happy Insta-stalking, fam!