The ‘MAFS’ Reunion Dinner Party Recapped Via The Best Tweets
Pour your wine into plastic cups and hide the knives, because the Married at First Sight reunion dinner party just aired and as per usual, it was deliciously dramatic.
In good news, there were no wine pours or glass breakages during this reunion so really, it may have been one of the more tame ones we’ve seen in recent years. However, that didn’t stop the tears, tantrums, and attempted blindsides as Harrison came to clear his name and Alyssa finally reunited with Duncan post-dumping.
In a positive development, two of our couples have remained together outside of the experiment: Tahnee and Ollie were as loved-up as ever, while Melinda and Layton have survived and thrived outside of the toxic group environment.
The most joyful moment of the night, however, was when Harrison came in with an A4 piece of paper, one giant receipt as you may call it, ready to call Bronte out in front of everyone for reaching out to an ex of his… only to be laughed at by everyone in the group.
Might be time to go back and watch some Real Housewives episodes Harry, and watch how the masters really unleash receipts for maximum impact.
Here’s last night’s Married at First Sight reunion dinner party recapped via the best tweets.
Harrison has lost control of the class ?#MAFS | Watch on @Channel9 and @9Now pic.twitter.com/ofLieEkt2s
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) April 2, 2023
Mel and Layton are still together and arguing only 2-3 days a week now, while Tahnee and Ollie are all loved-up revealing Ollie is moving to Sydney.
MY KURT AND GOLDIE #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/CxRTxbQPFI
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 2, 2023
Lmao Harrison will be mad as fuck Melinda and Layton are still together #mafs #mafsau
— hopzilla (@trinnybopper) April 2, 2023
Lyndall has uncovered Cam’s “sexting” affair with Tayla and says Cam’s affections for her shut off when Tayla came into the experiment.
Jarring to see how absolutely gorgeous Lyndall is and how broken that toilet brush of a human Cam made her.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) April 2, 2023
I hope we never see the Cam & Tayla sexts. I couldn’t imagine anything more disgusting. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/YhfrAsOILl
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) April 2, 2023
Alyssa comes into the reunion super salty, Claire and Jesse have a wholesome reunion, and Cam blanks Lyndall.
look at how jesse’s face lit up when claire walked in #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QXltewtd0b
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) April 2, 2023
JESSE IS BACK WAR IS OVER #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/l608e3EEWW
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) April 2, 2023
I'm sorry but any slight chance there may have been of Alyssa changing my mind about her was dashed in this moment
In the fuckin bin girl #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zjpSF3ClZn— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
At dinner, Melinda addresses the elephant in the room: she brings up the Cam and Tayla rumours and asks what’s going on. Cam said he and Tayla were texting back and forth and it’s all just friendly.
Me enjoying the show then it cuts to Shannon’s face #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zUYVXRrX83
— luv-bot (@aespanese) April 2, 2023
Lyndall calls out Cam and Tayla for their behaviour within the experiment and says she knows he and Tayla were talking before final vows.
Facetimes Taylah every day but would have been remote with no way of communicating with Lyndall for months
Good one, Shithead #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tOx6NZVGYD— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
Lyndall brings up some comment that Cam said making a joke about a threesome, and Tayla and Ollie verify it. Tayla meanwhile seems to find the whole thing highly amusing. Tayla speaks up and says she and Cam are friends and that she saw his dick but it was funny. Classic banter between mates!
Said elephant in the room is having the time of her life rn#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gzw3Fu5ENP
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
I’ve said it before, but the idea of Tayla as a nurse should terrify us all #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) April 2, 2023
Tayla you can giggle about it all you want but Cam would drop you for his mummy in a heartbeat #MAFS #MAFSAU
— jedda ? (@jeddamindtricks) April 2, 2023
Cam explains he was in a nightclub with his clothes off and that’s when he FaceTimed Tayla. He then tells Lyndall he lost respect for her at the start and is in full defensive mode. Lyndall takes her final chance to call Cam out in front of the whole table and says she’s worth more than how he made her feel.
where are all the cam defenders now huh?? show yourselves i dare you #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/AqoWc1n6Aa
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) April 2, 2023
Can we all remember that Lyndall has a chronic illness that was going to kill her by 30, her intensity and need to want to feel loved for a long time is justified. She threw everything out there after she was given a new lease on life. She is worthy.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) April 2, 2023
Cam, baby boy, why do you sound so proud that you were naked in a club? Like sir, please this is not a badge of honour OMFG #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) April 2, 2023
Harrison lets us know he has receipts of Bronte messaging the girl he used to see prior to entering the experiment. Bronte knows what Harrison is up to so she gets on the front foot and admits to messaging her. Harrison retaliates by telling Bronte she should work on herself.
Just imagining Harrison at Officeworks paying to print out the screenshot of Bronte’s conversation on a USB. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) April 2, 2023
Caitlin tells Harrison he needs to hire a builder for all the work he needs to do on himself. Harrison pulls out the screenshots to show everyone but they just find it highly amusing.
YOU NEED A BUILDER FOR ALL THE WORK YOU NEED TO DO ON YOURSELF HARRISON
SCREAMINGGGGG MY QUEEN #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/wOQpcWvdcS— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
everyone sitting there and straight up laughing at harrison is 100% going down as the best moment in this show’s history #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/6cpXaV5rJG
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) April 2, 2023
“In MAFS history…have you ever seen someone use props?!”
I…am….LIVING #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/LHQNURP1uu
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 2, 2023
Probably the best way to end the season was everyone laughing at Harrison. #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) April 2, 2023
Ollie laughing, Cam turning the text receipts into a paper plane & Jesse putting a serviette on his head! Where has this been all season?!? ? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (@LeahJayK) April 2, 2023
Alyssa comes in to ruin the good vibes of the night saying Duncan is lying through his teeth and “Googled a response of what to say when you break up with a girlfriend”. Duncan finds the message and reads it out, where he apologises and says he would make himself available to talk to Alyssa.
We just had the best moment of the season with everyone in hysterics over Harrison’s documents and now we gotta bring it all crashing down with the crazy frog crying about her kid again god dammit ? #mafs #mafsau
— Lami? (@heungminnie) April 2, 2023
Alyssa is just exhausting. I miss 5 minutes ago when the whole dinner party (and Australia) banded together to laugh directly in Harrison’s face. That was nice. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— whats the T (@noshadeallT) April 2, 2023
All of trying to figure out what the fuck Alyssa is on about#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/7nqTVmpiF0
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
Alyssa asks Duncan what he expected her to reply and she calls him out for saying he was committed to her only to dump her at final vows. Alyssa then yells at Duncan breaking her heart and storms out. “I sacrificed everything for you,” Alyssa shouts.
Alyssa changing the narrative to suit whatever way the wind blows in her crazy narrative #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/sOHld1c5tA
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) April 2, 2023
Alyssa and Duncan at the final dinner party #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6kxEy23rmh
— high senburg (@highsenburger) April 2, 2023
Alyssa storms back in saying she doesn’t want Duncan to run the narrative and asks him when he decided the relationship was over. She tells him to take off the mask and be genuine.
The narrative being every second weekend and a Wednesday here and there#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ktzlNQvFqD
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
Alyssa: I hope Duncan finds someone who meets his expectations.
Women of Australia: I will meet his expectations.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) April 2, 2023
Alyssa: You let me think we had a future.
Duncan: I wish we could have a future.
Alyssa: No, you don't.
Duncan: Well, I don't now.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/SMkcM63Zsl
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) April 2, 2023
We end on Ollie doing his best John Aiken impression. Phew! What an episode.
Please give Ollie and Tahnee their own show His impersonations of John are GOLD! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/knnLrflFjC
— Anne Stubbs (@annestubbs) April 2, 2023
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The final episode of Married at First Sight airs tonight at 7:30pm on Channel Nine.