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The Bizarre Throuple Antics On ‘The Bachelors’ Retold In Tweets

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On last night’s The Bachelors, we entered the weirdest timeline imaginable: one of our Bachys essentially became part of a throuple.

One of Felix’s contestants, Jessica, brought her boyfriend Damien to the group date to meet her other boyfriend. ICYMI: Jessica is in an open relationship, a revelation that came out thanks to Tash.

Anyways, Felix and Damien hung out together, but things got extra awkward when it became clear that Damien was head-over-heels for Jessica; he doesn’t seem that cool with the open relo deal, he wants Jess to choose him instead of Felix.

The entire scene was painful to watch.

It all came to a head when Jess and Damien met up for a date to discuss their relationship. They even passionately kissed at the start of their date. Meanwhile, Felix was on a date with Krystal. OK, what the hell are we watching?!?

Let’s just jump into it, shall we? Last night’s pure chaos of a Bachelors episode retold via the funniest tweets:

On the group date at a beach club (so Gold Coast!), friends and fam are invited and you know what that means? Jessica reunited with boyfriend, Damien, and they embraced for a very long hug.

Back at the mansion, the women are gabbing on about Damien, who apparently is not allowed to date other women despite Jess being allowed to date other men. Hmm, bit odd.

Felix and Damien meet and it’s super awkward. Damien is grilled by Felix and the other women about what he wants from his relationship with Jessica. Felix ended up fleeing from the table. Big mood.

Damien and Felix chatted one-on-one. Damien revealed he’s in love with Jessica and encouraged the Bachy to dump Jessica so that he would have a shot with her.

Jed’s band randomly started playing amid the chaos. Cool! Felix then pulled Jessica aside to share his hesitations going forward with her.

Back at the mansion, Damien called Jessica on the phone to ask to meet for a “conscious conversation”. They ended up kissing when they reunited before Damien spilled his heart out. Jessica revealed she doubts Felix’s emotional intelligence.

In other news, Krystal is picked by Felix for a single date. Tilly (aka the girl who Felix has been consistently pashing since the show began) is not impressed and she storms off. On his date, Felix recycles some of the lessons Jessica taught him on their date.

Thomas chose Jasmine for a solo rendezvous going on a nature walk. They bond over enjoying “physical touch” and it’s too horny for words. They have a cheeky pash.

At the rose ceremony, Jessica shares that she is struggling choosing between Damien or Felix. Then to the shock of everyone, Felix gives Jessica a rose and dumps Zara.

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The Bachelors returns Sunday to Wednesday at 7:30pm on Channel 10 and 10Play.