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YEAH BOIII: Bachy Women Send American Douche Daniel Packing & The Nation Is Celebrating

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There is no better feeling on earth than when an absolute fuckboi gets served some sweet justice. Tonight we watched on as American Bachelor In Paradise intruder Daniel thought he had the women wrapped around his finger, but left tonight roseless. Yeahhhh boiii!

Big yay for the Aussie ladies showing that douche the door. More specifically, for this we can thank Laurina. LAURINA IS OUR BACHY OVERLORD. Can Laurina run this damn show, already?

Let’s not get too distracted. Back to the story, so (not-so-American) Canadian Daniel spent the episode simultaneously misleading Keira, Nina and Laurina, telling each that he wanted to pursue them and earn their roses. He played them like some puppet master. This isn’t even us speculating. He said these exact words.

In the end, it looked like Laurina was going to give the dumb dude a rose, until the last minute where she shocked us all and picked American Jared (the guy I keep forgetting exists) which forced Keira to pick (Australian) Jarrod.

(Damn, there are too many white men called Jarrod on this show/on this earth.)

But anyways Daniel, who v much enjoys making sassy and demeaning comments to camera about all the Aussie bachys, was visibly shaken when he didn’t receive a rose and I’m not going to lie…IT MADE ME SO HAPPY.

If you’ve watched the U.S. version of BIP, you’ll know this dude often goes super far on his respective series’ by playing the women off against each other. But NOPE. Not with our series of BIP.

We’re not having a go at the guy. It’s clear he knows what he’s doing, he froffs on this kind of drama and plays the villain role like a pro. But still, it does fill me with warm and fuzzies to know his BS didn’t work on us Aussies.

Aussie viewers are celebrating ‘Douche Daniel’ being sent home to Canada:

Ain’t this the truth…