YEAH BOIII: Bachy Women Send American Douche Daniel Packing & The Nation Is Celebrating
There is no better feeling on earth than when an absolute fuckboi gets served some sweet justice. Tonight we watched on as American Bachelor In Paradise intruder Daniel thought he had the women wrapped around his finger, but left tonight roseless. Yeahhhh boiii!
Big yay for the Aussie ladies showing that douche the door. More specifically, for this we can thank Laurina. LAURINA IS OUR BACHY OVERLORD. Can Laurina run this damn show, already?
Let’s not get too distracted. Back to the story, so (not-so-American) Canadian Daniel spent the episode simultaneously misleading Keira, Nina and Laurina, telling each that he wanted to pursue them and earn their roses. He played them like some puppet master. This isn’t even us speculating. He said these exact words.
Daniel: "And they call me Geppetto because I make women my puppets"…if you're Geppetto why is your nose getting longer every time your mouth opens? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) April 9, 2018
#bachelorinparadiseau
Daniel found his gepeto joke way too funny pic.twitter.com/78LmzPAKzq— Sammy Briggs (@Sambam_kcbriggs) April 9, 2018
I want to formally apologize to anyone I’ve ever called the worst, because it’s pretty clear that Daniel is definitively the fucking worst. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Cassie Doyle (@CasDoyle) April 9, 2018
In the end, it looked like Laurina was going to give the dumb dude a rose, until the last minute where she shocked us all and picked American Jared (the guy I keep forgetting exists) which forced Keira to pick (Australian) Jarrod.
(Damn, there are too many white men called Jarrod on this show/on this earth.)
But anyways Daniel, who v much enjoys making sassy and demeaning comments to camera about all the Aussie bachys, was visibly shaken when he didn’t receive a rose and I’m not going to lie…IT MADE ME SO HAPPY.
Jesus Daniel,
the creepiness is intense.Maybe that "I wanna take that dress off of you" line worked in the past, but perhaps not here… #bachelorinparadiseAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) April 9, 2018
If Tinder was a person, it would be Canadian Daniel #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lauren K (@MsLauren_K) April 9, 2018
If you’ve watched the U.S. version of BIP, you’ll know this dude often goes super far on his respective series’ by playing the women off against each other. But NOPE. Not with our series of BIP.
We’re not having a go at the guy. It’s clear he knows what he’s doing, he froffs on this kind of drama and plays the villain role like a pro. But still, it does fill me with warm and fuzzies to know his BS didn’t work on us Aussies.
Aussie viewers are celebrating ‘Douche Daniel’ being sent home to Canada:
OUR AUSTRALIAN WOMEN HAVE DONE US PROUD #BachelorInParadiseAU #cyadouchedaniel pic.twitter.com/0rSlxvLJIN
— Maddie Date (@datemads) April 9, 2018
LMAOOOOO DOUCHE DANIEL #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ???? kayla ;; (@glam_hutchence) April 9, 2018
I’M A HAPPY VEGEMITE RIGHT NOW #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Michael Faro-Tusino (@MFaroTusino) April 9, 2018
BWAHAHAHAHA. Take that, you creepy douchebag. Don't let the door hit on the arse as you're heading back to Canada.#bachelorinparadiseAU pic.twitter.com/EHgB22h0aW
— Carrie Hutchinson (@OzCopyGirl) April 9, 2018
And the women of Australia rejoice!!! ???????????? #bachelorinparadiseAU
— natalie gittins (@GittinsNat) April 9, 2018
Laurina!!!! Keira!!! Nina!!! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/DTjNUOpUAO
— Stacey (@heartofgold81) April 9, 2018
YESSSSSS COP THAT DOUCHENAG DANIEL YOU FLOG #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kyla Smith (@__krsmith) April 9, 2018
CYA DANIEL THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY FOR WOMEN SINCE THE VOTE #BachelorInParadiseAU @oshergunsberg
— Stephanie (@sdowsett13) April 9, 2018
Daniel: “I’m Canadian. I can do anything”
Also Daniel: *fails at playing 3 women and lasting one day in Paradise*#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Mark (@markp_) April 9, 2018
oh my fucking god how can one person be so incredibly garbage #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jodi McAlister ???????? (@JodiMcA) April 9, 2018
#BachelorInParadiseAU
Possibly the most satisfying rose ceremony Ive seen— Dan Thomas (@Danthomas4545) April 9, 2018
Daniel is going home and I am here for this.#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/WtRG45XuqG
— Robin Elizabeth (@RobinElizabee) April 9, 2018
Omg no one picked Daniel. Yes! Girl power! Feel like I want to go burn my bra or something crazy! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Gilbert (@paintmeananchor) April 9, 2018
So, Australia. We in agreement? Daniel cannot come back ever? #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/TBNFdZBY2Q
— Courtney Beveridge (@missbeveridge1) April 9, 2018
Ain’t this the truth…
How was Laurina dragging Daniel and getting revenge on what's-her-name Blake NOT a bigger focus of this #BachelorInParadiseAU episode?!?!
— Danielle Binks (@danielle_binks) April 9, 2018