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Last Night’s Trashfire ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Ep Summarised In 12 Funny Tweets

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For a fairly short ep of Bachelor In Paradise last night, it was surprisingly packed full of dramarrrr.

It started off with everyone celebrating the departure of Leah (huzzah!) before things got awkward between Thomas and Rachael, as she came off as a major keeno.

At the rose ceremony, Elora tried to impress Apollo with FIRE DANCING. Unfortunately Apollo can also FIRE DANCE and is much better tbh. All this fire and dancing got Simone into a huff and puff, acting jelly AF.

In the end American Jared decided to leave paradise, essentially shitting all over Florence/Elora’s chances of staying. Meanwhile, Apollo gave Simone a rose, then he broke up with her st8 after and they left Fiji.

The heartbreak wasn’t over, as Osher came along to say that only the couples that are serious should stay. This was extra awks for Rachael and Thomas – who had been on one date at this point. Nek minute Thomas dumped Rachael and hoeeee boy, he was savage.

Here’s ep 14 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:

1. Elora is still obsessed with Apollo.

2. Osher went rogue and held a rose ceremony in the middle of the ep.

3. Sam and Tara are ultimate couple goals.

4. Pls make this happen.

5. Apollo got shirtless, covered himself in oil and lit himself on fire.

6. Wais the bartender comforted Simone.

7. Wais is a gift to us all.

8. Elora needs to get a clue, tbh.

9. Apollo gave Simone a rose, while mouthing ‘sorry’ to Elora.

10. American Jared left paradise without using his rose.

11. Which royally screwed over Elora and Flo.

12. Then Thomas and Rachael had to decide if they’d be together 4eva, after one date.