This Gripping Amazon Review Reveals The Horrors Of Giant Beach Balls

“A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks.”

Giant inflatable toys might seem like a theoretically fun and harmless play-thing, but this incredibly gripping Amazon customer review reveals otherwise.

I think we may have found a new monstrosity to star in the next horror film: giant beach balls.

The ‘Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot-Pole-to-Pole’ was perhaps just too ambitious a creation, too much for any human to control.

This review (discovered by Redditor mas1234) is honestly a great piece of writing. Points for imagery and narrative drive.

This Amazon review. from funny

We vote that Reid Hamlin writes a damn novel because this is gripping stuff. I mean, what a line:

“Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sandcastles.”

He still gave the behemoth ball monster a two star rating – I guess for the impressive durability and the initial 10 minutes of fun before disaster struck. Purchase at your own risk.