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SHOOK: It All Came Burning Down On MAFS Tonight & Twitter Is Serving Fire

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Tonight’s ep of Married At First Sight. What… an… episode!

On this evening’s ep series douchebag Dean pulled a swifty, staying with Tracey and dumping his side-fling with Davina as their affair was revealed in front of the experts and the other contestants.

In a surprising change of heart, Dean said he wanted to stay with Tracey, in turn going back on the promise he made to Davina at the dinner party to write ‘leave’, because, umm, him and Tracey had sex later that night.

His story, however, about what actually went down between he and Davina was quite different to what we saw. As Davina relayed what he had been saying to her, Dean accused her of telling fibs.

“I didn’t say there’s no spark with Tracey,” Dean says. Umm, YUP HE DID.

The entire night can be summarised in two words: Dean lies. He lies, then lies, then lies some more. He lied to Tracey, to Davina, to the “experts”, and to the TV producers that have errr, been there filming the whole thing and have video evidence documenting his lies.

Dean exposed himself as an utter scumbag. After he confessed about Davina, he then presented Tracey with a new wedding ring that fits him, in some basic fuck boi stunt.

Everyone was far than thrilled at the sentiment…

This. Guy.

Nasser legit wants Dean dead.

Ashley was pleased to find a worse husband than her own.

Even Dr Love was serving stink eye.

John…err, didn’t quite follow.

Sadly enough, his lies have seemed to work on Tracey. It hurts to see but it looks like she is going to stay with him, despite what Davina told her about what he had said about leaving their marriage.

“Last night chatting with you it made me really appreciate what I have with Tracey,” he told Davina.

Translation: I HAD FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE SEX LAST NIGHT. I’m locking this shit down.

Davina and Ryan were then up and it was awkward as hell. The experts were arguably a lot tougher on Davina here than Dean, which seems all kinds of dodgy. Personally, my heart goes out to Ryan who has been totally forgotten in all this.

Either way Dean and Tracy along with Ryan and Davina will all be staying together and doing home stays this week, so this trashfire will rage on.

Obviously Twitter is absolutely on fire, taking the piss out of Dean and Davina’s affair coming crashing down:

Dean is officially the biggest douchebag in Oz.

Davina met her match.

We can all relate to Nasser’s reaction.

Poor Ryan did not see this coming.

All in all, these people are just the worst.