SHOOK: Davina Went HAM On Tonight’s Drama-Packed ‘MAFS’ Dinner
Married at First Sight’s Davina is proving that the villain shoe fits her a lil’ too well. Tonight’s episode saw her act out of control, ignore/mock her TV hubby and then go and hit on Dean, a bloke who is already coupled up.
Before the dinner even started, Davina and Ryan were butting heads. Her hubby was upset because she said she was keen to mingle with the others so she could “swap you for someone else”.
Great start. But she didn’t stop there, comforting Ryan by saying:
“If I don’t like you, I’m not going to be with you.”
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE? MARRIAGE IS #BLISS.
Soon enough, the “couple” arrived at the dinner party and Davina began her search for fresh dick. Like a lion hunting a gazelle, she sniffed Justin initially but since his scent wasn’t her taste (she only likes Tom Ford FYI), she quickly changed her aim to Dean.
Davina identified that he is tall and has big shoulders. It must be love.
Then came the dinner banter. It got real weird, real fast.
Here’s a quick rundown:
‘HELLO DEANO, LOOK AT MOI.’
‘Hello… wife of Ryan.’
‘Oh this dude is still here. Who tf is he…’
‘I dunno if I’m being too forward Deano, but can I see how big ya hands are to size up ya peen?’
‘DING DING DING. Jackpot. Again seriously, who is this guy sitting next to me???????’
‘Here’s a random idea: LET’S HAVE SEX RIGHT HERE ON THIS FILTHY DINNER TABLE.’
‘Maybe l8ter, right now isn’t the right time…’
‘What’s wrong winky-winky baby deano, baby dino, my baby dinosaur…’
‘Oh…just my wife is here and all.’
While the above is mostly the subtext of what went down, Davina did actually say the words “I can’t wait until we all live together and we can sleep with each other.” Viewers and the entire dinner table were shook.
She didn’t stop there. Later in the ep, she admitted to the other ladies, “I think Deano is an absolute babe.”
She told Ashley and Carly:
“When it comes to stealing husbands, there’s only one I want to steal, technically.”
DO PEOPLE SAY THESE THINGS IRL?! Carly piped up, saying that was an “awful” comment. Amen, sister.
But guess W0T? It turns out Dean is a total dog and is feeling the same vibes, confessing to Saint Patrick:
“There’s a few hotties here. I mean Davina’s pretty cute,”
“I’m definitely attracted to her.”
Yeahhhh…you have a wife, dude. The moral of the story? Davina and Dean are trash and probz deserve each other.