Tonight’s Semi-Final Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Well, tonight’s episode of The Bachelor was unexpected. We had all thought (but mostly desperately and blindly hoped) that the final two was going to be Laura and Tara, but NOPE. The worst thing happened, and Australia is still reeling.
The ep followed Matty J as he took his three final girls on solo dates before meeting his bachy parents.
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However, the dates were all pretty boring, except for Matty debuting his newfound artistic abilities when giving Laura an artists impression of what would happen if Georgia Love and Lana Del Ray had a baby.
The awkward moment Matty thinks he's dating Lana Del Rey. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/VBRfStdzQ8
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) September 13, 2017
With the rose ceremony ending with Tara leaving roseless, all that’s left to do is laugh through the excruciating pain. That’s where Twitter comes in handy. The live-tweets tonight were especially hilarious and helped ease our crippled souls as we watched on as Tara was robbed of her bachy title.
Ep 15 of The Bachelor retold through its funniest tweets:
Matty’s solo date with Laura started in a tiny car and ended paragliding to their deaths.
The channel 10 budget cuts now mean Matty has to film his own dates. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/hdLCCcmXIY
— Buzz (@Buzz7_) September 13, 2017
You can always tell who is getting to the final 2 based on the cost of each of the final 3's dates. #TheBachelorAU
— georgia leaker (@georgetweets2u) September 13, 2017
Every girl ever on #thebachelorau:"I'm afraid of heights!"
Every Bachelor ever: "I picked a skydiving date for us!"— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 13, 2017
If he kills one of them, the choice gets easier……#TheBachelorAU
— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) September 13, 2017
Then Matty gave Laura a drawing that he claimed to have sketched. No one believed him.
Did Matty just give his portrait of Georgia Love to Laura by accident? #TheBachelorAU
— Maddie Featherby (@maddiefeatherby) September 13, 2017
Do you think Matty created this Princess Diana memorial too? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/DvT5hHiRPg
— Lynelle (@lynelle_say_boo) September 13, 2017
Did Matty actually buy Lana Del Ray fan art and then play it off like he was drawing Laura? #TheBachelorAU
— brie (@briealmighty) September 13, 2017
Matty was also weirdly surprised Laura was into him.
Has he been watching?
Matty all season: SAY YOU LOVE ME
Laura: I love you
Matty: woah calm down #thebachelorau— crinkle cut chips (@oldbiddyyelling) September 13, 2017
Matty: "Love me, love me, love me."
Laura: "I love you."
Matty: "Wow, I didn't expect that."#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ReCW2bIoXW
— Mackenzie Ravn (@mackenzieravn) September 13, 2017
Elise’s solo date started with a train trip and ended up being, well… pretty boring.
Are they or are they not on the Hogwarts Express #TheBachelorAU
— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) September 13, 2017
This date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FIhe4pEbvl
— Zoey (@ZoeyLouiseee) September 13, 2017
my cat is bored by this conversation #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/iAKAuzW8nG
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) September 13, 2017
This chick can literally decapitate Matty with a hockey stick if she wants to. Tread carefully Matty #TheBachelorAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 13, 2017
Yawn. Where's Tara #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Ek7qHHwahC
— Sophia Phan (@Sophia_Phan) September 13, 2017
Matty checking off the "im falling in love with you" statements from all the girls. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/IZhMPjrN3E
— Eshayslad (@eshakumar_) September 13, 2017
Matty’s date with Tara was perfect/ wonderful/ magical/ great/ beautiful/ the best/ actual true love in motion.
Which man in your past told you to be quiet and stop laughing and stop being silly Tara? DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Cc7lvuIWkF
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 13, 2017
Tara is too good for this show???????? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ekWrvE88ob
— homhom (@h0mh0m) September 13, 2017
Tara is so unapologetically herself SHE IS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD AND HE MIGHT NOT EVEN CHOOSE HER I CANT #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7WSpXf3tBe
— beca (@beckaio_) September 13, 2017
Tara: "I'm sick of all these other people in the picture."
Me too Tara, let's dump everyone else and give you your own show #TheBachelorAU
— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) September 13, 2017
The real tradgedy is the untouched cheese platter #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/iMQ0n3ARED
— Aly (@alielizabeth93) September 13, 2017
The rose ceremony came along, and we thought surely our gurl Tara was safe…
My mind right now: the connection seems stronger with Eli – but him and Laur – yeah but him and Tara #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/AQuqYsMffA
— Nomad609 (@ireneephaan) September 13, 2017
Wow, the girls look amazing. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/KNRSVpLBMn
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 13, 2017
The rest of Australia if Matty doesn't choose Tara. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/SDNL8A7WTR
— Kat (@katshumack) September 13, 2017
How very dare you?! It happened.
Matty went ahead and broke precious Tarzy’s heart.
Me at the start of the season: stop showing Georgia breaking Matty's heart
Me now: play it on a loop #TheBachelorAU— Imogen Dunlevie (@ImogenDunlevie) September 13, 2017
Don't even care about tomorrows episode now. Tara was too good for Matty anyway. Pffft. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/R2o6ltWwML
— Carrie (@madamcarrieo) September 13, 2017
As soon as this country changes its laws, every single Australian can marry Tara. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 13, 2017
TARA YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE PLEASE DON’T EVER CHANGE. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/O1FOBfah2q
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 13, 2017