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LMAO: Tonight’s Bonkers Ep Of MAFS Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

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Tonight’s ep had it all. Nasser was an OCD mess, Justin was an oblivious idiot, Troy cooked mince all on his own, and err… Dean even rapped.

It was an impossible task to follow last night’s ep, which was jam-packed full of drama. Tonight, we rejoined the wedded couples as they visited the fellas’ homes and met their fam.

This was especially awkward for Davina and Ryan, since Davina not only chose to ‘leave’ her marriage but had been doing the dirty behind Ryan’s back with Dean.

As Dean licked his wounds, it was clear Tracey wasn’t going to forgive him straight away. She gave him a good five minutes of being cranky and then err… forgot the whole Davina thing ever happened. Oh good. Then he took her skateboarding and wrote her a rap song, and no, we’re not making shit up.

Here’s tonight’s action retold through its funniest tweets:

Troy introduced Ashley to his humble abode and cooked her a plate of mince. Yum.

Troy then gave Ashley a massage and it was mostly just dry humping.

Justin continued to convince absolutely no one that he’s a millionaire.

Nasser was too over-dramatic for words, getting in a cleaning frenzy in his jocks.

Davina acted like nothing happened, as Ryan ignored and avoided her. It was THE ACTUAL BEST.

In an effort to impress Tracey, Dean skateboarded and rapped and we all died inside.