LMAO: Tonight’s Bonkers Ep Of MAFS Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Tonight’s ep had it all. Nasser was an OCD mess, Justin was an oblivious idiot, Troy cooked mince all on his own, and err… Dean even rapped.
It was an impossible task to follow last night’s ep, which was jam-packed full of drama. Tonight, we rejoined the wedded couples as they visited the fellas’ homes and met their fam.
This was especially awkward for Davina and Ryan, since Davina not only chose to ‘leave’ her marriage but had been doing the dirty behind Ryan’s back with Dean.
As Dean licked his wounds, it was clear Tracey wasn’t going to forgive him straight away. She gave him a good five minutes of being cranky and then err… forgot the whole Davina thing ever happened. Oh good. Then he took her skateboarding and wrote her a rap song, and no, we’re not making shit up.
Here’s tonight’s action retold through its funniest tweets:
Troy introduced Ashley to his humble abode and cooked her a plate of mince. Yum.
Troy is quite the interior designer #mafs
— JimmyM (@JimMcKluskyPI) February 19, 2018
How is Troy a 35yo man? He lives like a 20yo college student. #MAFS
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) February 19, 2018
Troy serving dinner. " It wont kill you". #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZIrVX1cKnm
— Doc Seuss (@docseussmelb) February 19, 2018
As an Italian, I am offended by that "food" #mafs
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) February 19, 2018
Whoa, steady on there Troy
This isn’t Masterchef#MAFS
— Tassie Codriver (@tassie_codriver) February 19, 2018
Troy then gave Ashley a massage and it was mostly just dry humping.
Has Troy touched a woman before? #MAFS
— one angry eyebrow (Beige Tick) (@angry_eyebrow) February 19, 2018
Why is Troy moaning and/or commentating the massage #mafs
— Adam (@adamf1212) February 19, 2018
OH MY GOD STOP IT TROY STOP TOUCHING HER #MAFS
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 19, 2018
Things I have learnt in the last minute.
*Troy can't cook
*Troy has hideous taste in furniture #MAFS
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) February 19, 2018
Does anyone else starting to think Troy is the funniest thing to ever land on tv??? Do I have Stockholm Syndrome? #MAFS
— Kath (@KathrineHolla12) February 19, 2018
Justin continued to convince absolutely no one that he’s a millionaire.
Justin showing Carly round the office #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ehExx0UBhT
— venera lekay (@veneralekay) February 19, 2018
So boring #MAFS pic.twitter.com/x00NdJlDOX
— Linley Jane ☠️ (@Lone_Deranger_) February 19, 2018
Carly listening to Justin talk about his career. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4f2ZAggh5h
— Brad ???????? (@bradfogarty95) February 19, 2018
The ‘millionaire’ with a profile on a couch-surfing website just happens to be ‘renovating’… #mafs pic.twitter.com/ZoPfQCJo7i
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) February 19, 2018
Justin just wants to make Carly his receptionist, this whole marriage has been a long job interview #MAFS
— REALLY BORED (@erinomelette) February 19, 2018
Nasser was too over-dramatic for words, getting in a cleaning frenzy in his jocks.
Seeing Nasser cleaning in his underpants and ugg boots #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cbB8hDgaj5
— Cornelius Blue (@selfmanagerman) February 19, 2018
Nassar definitely has OCD. I'd love to have him as my cleaner #MAFS
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) February 19, 2018
Nasser is welcome to come to my house, clean, be hilarious and not have sex with me. That sounds ideal actually. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 19, 2018
Davina acted like nothing happened, as Ryan ignored and avoided her. It was THE ACTUAL BEST.
Ryan is like an emotional Oprah. He is so freaking zen and dignified and funny about being matched with a walking psychopath test. #mafs
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) February 19, 2018
"I'd rather see my animals, my animals are loyal, they don't cheat on me at commitment ceremonies" RYAN YOU ARE EVERYTHING ???? #MAFS
— Bron (@BronWinnie) February 19, 2018
Ryan: " I prefer dogs, animals are loyal and the don't cheat on you"
RYAN FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE!!! ???????????? @MarriedAU #MAFS #marriedAu #MarriedAtFirstSightau @MarriedAU pic.twitter.com/Wg9NkW4o8l
— Tara Foley (@TarajFoley) February 19, 2018
In an effort to impress Tracey, Dean skateboarded and rapped and we all died inside.
When Dean, a 39 year old man, lists his hobbies as rapping and skateboarding #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bKdAZdBYBu
— Hayley (@thisishayley) February 19, 2018
Uncut footage of Dean skateboarding. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MG8gp5s1MP
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 19, 2018
Visionz: Straight. Outta. Manly. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/V9zsXrk1pl
— Samantha Long (@SamanthaLongNBN) February 19, 2018
You are fucking JOKING ME mate. Hats off to the #MAFS producers – this is the UNICORN of fuckwits. #visionz pic.twitter.com/DciqTf80Am
— Tess Murphy (@TessM22) February 19, 2018
Dean’s list of surprises so far:
1. Slept with Tracey then voted to leave her.
2. Cheated on Tracey with Davina.
3. Is a skateboarder.
4. Is also a rapper called Visionz.
Please Dean, no more surprises ????#MAFS #MarriedAU— Zilda Williams (@miss_zilda) February 19, 2018
Remember when Dean considered dumping Tracey because she went to a psychic, yet he expects her to be cool with him being a cheating skateboarding rapper named Visionz? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/tGB31Wvq7v
— Zilda Williams (@miss_zilda) February 19, 2018