The Premiere Of ‘Married At First Sight’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Hallelujah! Married At Sight is back in 2018! The series that pairs hopeless strangers together to create TV filth for our needy enjoyment just kicked off for 2018.
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As Married at First Sight 2018 returns, so do our “experts” and I say this term rather loosely. The show doesn’t exactly have a stellar track record for creating relationships that last the distance – not even past the honeymoon.
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Last year gifted us with some truly delicious drama, courtesy of Cheryl and Jonesy. We can only hope (and pray) that this season is just as addictive. We are off to a decent start in tonight’s premiere and the early fave is red-haired ;bo-glam’ stunner Sarah.
She is so damn wonderful. Equally wonderful is her groomy Telv, and viewers are already shippin’ the hell out of this match. On the flip-side is resident misogynist Dean and mother-of-one Tracey.
Let’s just say their connection is only skin deep. Twitter is serving up straight fire taking the piss out of the entire episode.
The premiere of Married at First Sight retold through its funniest tweets:
This was a legit concern.
How do the “relationship experts” on #MAFS still have a gig when none of the couples are still together from the show?
— ????Dylan Leach ???? (@leachitup) January 29, 2018
An accurate representation of the method used by the experts on #MAFS to match the couples pic.twitter.com/whs6QcxHmR
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) January 29, 2018
But who cares when we just learnt a new word: bo-glam.
“Bo-Glam” (bogan glamorous) is my new fave word ????#MarriedAtFirstSight
— CC (@cc_talksalot) January 29, 2018
Bo-glam, she says?! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lyw9Ea67Da
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) January 29, 2018
Dean and Tracey weren’t exactly soul m8s.
Dean is chuffed because Tracey is a brunette, has a “good rig” and is tall but not too tall. You can tell he is really looking for a soul mate… #MAFS
— Abby Stiefel (@mrsstiefel) January 29, 2018
Dean, wearing a sorting hat: "Not blonde, not blonde."
Sorting hat: "Not blonde, eh? Are you sure?" #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gDgMBUbjsu— Áine Ryan (@AineFRyan) January 29, 2018
You can already tell that Tracey and Dean are that couple who always end up fighting in the produce section at Woolies #MAFS #9Married
— Sarah Anderson (@_SarahKAnderson) January 29, 2018
Imagine your husband referring to you as 'this chick' on your wedding day #MAFS
— Holly Hales (@hollyhales) January 29, 2018
Tracey: "I just hope the experts get it right!"
Narrator: The experts did not get it right.#MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) January 29, 2018
But Telv and Sarah were 100% couple goals, and we’re already a little bit in love with them both.
Telv is our new national husband. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/E3xQPjFg89
— Áine Ryan (@AineFRyan) January 29, 2018
Sarah: “and one day I’ll be an incredible Mother.”
Telv: “I’m gonna make that happen.” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/De2tvOCx7X— Claire de Freitas (@Ms_Clairey_d) January 29, 2018
SARAH AND TELV ARE THE ONLY COUPLE I CARE ABOUT BYE #MAFS
— gem (@potatoh_gem) January 29, 2018
Oh my god these two are hurting my heart in good way. #mafs pic.twitter.com/OFjre0T1Bp
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) January 29, 2018
Sarah and Telv are a dream and Tracy and Dean are the ultimate nightmare #MAFS
— thally draper (@emmajsc0tt) January 29, 2018
Well done, experts! I have a great feeling about Telv and Sarah! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ffmniNU3A1
— Claire de Freitas (@Ms_Clairey_d) January 29, 2018
IF TELV AND SARAH DON’T MAKE IT THE LAST SHRED OF HOPE I HAVE IN TRUE LOVE IS DEAD #mafs
— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) January 29, 2018
Although Sarah’s fam gave serious Godfather vibes.
Sarah’s brothers are deciding which horse is meeting its end tonight ???? #MAFS
— Steph (@StephR3y) January 29, 2018
Sarah's family be like… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gAAd3fewoA
— Samantha (@sammiiejay01) January 29, 2018
But they ended up becoming besties with Telv. Huzzah!
OMG THE SUPER MAFIA BROTHERS GAVE TELV THE THUMBS UP !!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Xii1lCZnpP
— Ms Miranda Meow Meow (@miranda_maybe) January 29, 2018
Liam was err…quite the dude.
Strong Tarocash suit and shirt combo, circa 1998. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/stBW8cDnNP
— Matt de Groot (@mattdegroot_) January 29, 2018
I retract my earlier tweet, and contend that Dean’s best mate is the most insufferable man on the planet #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight #9Married
— Stephanie Bateman (@TheSBatman) January 29, 2018
Lol, Dean's best friend: 'You girls like to party?' #mafs pic.twitter.com/0o2kkPyZVp
— Bianca Bae (✿◠‿◠) ???? (@BiancaNeveXO) January 29, 2018
Meanwhile, Liam's LA career is on hold and a whole lot of cars just aren't being valet parked. #MAFS
— Scott Ellis (@blahblahellis) January 29, 2018
Rounding out the ep, Tracey told Dean about having a daughter, and he pretty much lost it. Wonderful.
#MAFS I've got a daughter pic.twitter.com/pLdsbll1F1
— Gary Graham (@Gaz_70) January 29, 2018
Tracey: I have a daughter
Dean: yeah cool.
Liam: NAAA bro!
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) January 29, 2018