SWIPE RIGHT: 12 Bio Pics Every Aussie Has Seen On Tinder
Dating is tough but it’s been made all the more cumbersome with the pressure to curate the perfect dating app profile.
I spent a good day picking the perfect snaps that reflect my personality, but also where I don’t look like an unkept hunchback with cankle insecurities.
However, when swiping through Tinder, I do notice that people often submit to a handful of overdone profile clichés when drafting their bios. I’ve seen it all before.
If you frequent Tinder often (guilty!) here are 12 bio pics you’ll know all too well.
Topless With A Doggo
We know what you’re doing and we ain’t even mad.
We get it. You’re athletic. Go take a shower.
This can be forgiven ‘cos adorbs smiley quokkas never get old. Aww! Happy boi.
WHO OWNS THAT BABY? WhoOsSE baby?!?
Drugged Up Tiger Shot
Yes, you just visited Tiger Temple. No, you’re not a good person.
Messy Festival Snaps
Just pray they’re not wearing a Native American headdress or a bindi.
Standing In Front Of Something Historic
Why is it always machu-fuckin-picchu?
Unexplained Shooting Pic
Why does he have a gun? No one knows.
Headless Body Shot
Most often taken at the gym. I don’t want to date your torso. No thank you, sir.
Holding A Fish
There’s plenty of fish in the sea but I don’t need to see them.
Posing With Car
Yes, that is a car.
You’re Definitely A Tourist
Nothing screams British backpacker than a pic posing with a kangaroo or koala.