Here’s 15 Hilariously Dumb Uses Of Twitter’s New 280 Character Limit

In case you’re not native to the land of the Twittersphere, this week the social platform allowed users to increase their character limit to a whopping 280 characters.

While many Twitter regulars are refusing to adopt the new tweet length, sticking with short and sharp posts which gave the social media space its point of difference, many have taken the chance to take the piss out of having so many words to use.

No one needs this many characters and these tweets prove it.

Here are 15 hilariously dumb uses of the new 280 characters limit:

Important Song Lyrics

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground ru

— Zach (@zachsimone) November 7, 2017

Fill The Void

How do I know if I have #280characters? Because I just keep typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing.

Seriously?

I don't like this.

— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) November 7, 2017

Extra Room = More Decimals

Pi=3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432

— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) November 8, 2017

Think Of The Emoji Room

280 characters, now we can do this!

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— Qld Fire & Emergency (@QldFES) November 9, 2017

They Say The Bird Is The Word… I Guess?

BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD

— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) November 7, 2017

Extra Emphasis

Well well well, look who has 280 characters now. Well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) November 7, 2017

More Room For Meaningful Quotes

BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT!
I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME.
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS.#280characters pic.twitter.com/Cjrg1sramv

— Austin (@waustinkelly) November 9, 2017

Think Of The 280 Character Twitter Beef

Beef. It’s What’s For Dinner and
lunch
breakfast
amuse-bouche
mid-hike
a snack
4th meal
second breakfast
pre-game
oh of course dinner
hangover helper
brunch
happy hour
appetizer
post run
road trips
game day
midnight snack
apres ski
also did we mention dinner?#280characters

— Beef (@Beef) November 9, 2017

SVU Are In On The Fun

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*

— Law and Order: SVU (@nbcsvu) November 7, 2017

Okay – It’s Kinda Going A Little Far

NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????NEE-NAW ????#280characters

— London Ambulance (@Ldn_Ambulance) November 8, 2017

Never Going To Keep This Character Count Down

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep-

— Caleb Triscari????️‍???? (@CalebJTriscari) November 8, 2017

Professing Life’s Great Loves

280 Characters is finally here, time to make good use.

McChicken is love, McChicken is life.
McChicken is love, McChicken is life.
McChicken is love, McChicken is life.
McChicken is love, McChicken is life.
McChicken is love, McChicken is life.
McChicken is love, McChicken is li

— Cynical (@thegamersjoint) November 9, 2017

two hundred eighty. the ole 280. the grand double guap and change. the three hundred minus 20. the double 140. the 28 x 10. the whole kit and caboodle. the grand character count. the double tweet. the triple lindy. letters galore. here comes the tweet bus pulling in to the statio

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) November 7, 2017

Drawing Out Suspense

Knock knock
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Who's there?
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280 characters.

— Dad Jokes (@RealDadJokes) November 9, 2017

Personally, we’re with Stephen King.

280 characters? Fuck that.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 8, 2017