15 Helpful Responses To An Unsolicited Dick Pic

Dick pics! We’ve all seen them. Some of us were born with dicks to pic, some achieve dick pics, others have dick pics thrust upon them.

If you’re well acquainted with dating apps such as Tinder or Grindr, you’ll be used to receiving a unrequested and unsolicited dick pic from time to time. Oh, good.

We don’t like it, we don’t know what to do with it, and most of the time we don’t know how to reply.

Well relax, fam. We’ve got you sorted.

Here are 15 responses to an unsolicited dick pic:

#1. “Is that a baby lizard?”

#2. “Is that a hairless possum?”

#3. “Is that your pet ferret? Why is it crying?”

#4. Send this GIF:

#5. “Why are you sending me a child’s penis? I will report you for child pornography.”

#6. “What THE HELL is that?”

#7. Send this GIF:

#9. “Oh, that reminds me. I need to go buy some baby carrots.”

#10. “OMG! EWW! You should probably get a doctor to check that out.”

#11. Send back your own dick pic: Australia’s Richard Wilkins smiling coyly at the camera.

YOU’VE BEEN DICKED!

#12. “Why did you make me zoom in so much?”

#13. “Message back: Son, this is your mother’s number!”

#14. Send this pic without comment:

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#15. If all else fails, respond: “Does this mean we’re getting married?! I DOOOOOOOO!” Then change your profile pic to a generic wedding photo with his dick as the groom’s head.

It gets them every time.