A TikToker Is Recapping ‘7th Heaven’ And Omfg, This Show Was Cursed

If you grew up in the ’90s watching 7th Heaven, you know it was a real MOMENT in time.

The show (and its 11 seasons, yes 11!) follows Reverend Camden and his wife Annie as they raise their seven kids and the dramas that come along with such things.

It was a relatively family-friendly show, and at the time may have felt like wholesome enough viewing, though looking back, the storylines were more weird than not: like when one Camden kid, Simon accidentally killed a boy in a hit and run and became so affected by it that he broke the family’s rule of not having sex before marriage.

Then there was Annie and Reverend Camden having twin sons later in life, followed by their eldest son and eldest two daughters also having a set of twins each in their respective relationships, and another daughter Ruthie having an on-off relationship with some dude called T-Bone.

Like we said, weird times.

One TikTok user @heartthrobert has been rewatching and recapping 7th Heaven episodes and they are freakin’ hilarious to watch. Words don’t even do them justice, so we’ve decided to roundup some for you.

Here are some of the best 7th Heaven recaps so far:

The one where Mary steals a glass and gets arrested.

@heartthrobert #7thheaven #90s #90skids ♬ original sound – Rob Anderson

The one where Simon helps paint a mural after school and meets some A-grade huffers.

@heartthrobert Replying to @ecp0425 #7thHeaven #90s #90sthrowback #90skids ♬ original sound – Rob Anderson

The one where Simon’s friend’s older sister is in a gang.

@heartthrobert #7thheaven #90s #90skids ♬ original sound – Rob Anderson

The one where Mary gets addicted to natural energy boosters.

@heartthrobert Replying to @who.me.adhd #7thheaven #90s #90skid ♬ original sound – Rob Anderson

Other users on TikTok have also used the platform to unpack weird 7th Heaven episodes and they just get more and more bizarre.

Like when Reverend Camden threatened to drug test his kids until Matt finally admitted to having a joint and everyone acted like someone had died.

@idkhurr Thank you to the kind soul who suggested 7th heaven cringe to me ?#greenscreenvideo #cringetok #7thheaven #2000s #1990s #HuluChippendalesDance ♬ original sound – Idkhurr

And then Annie confessed she had once upon a time smoked pot too.

@idkhurr Replying to @knot_angie #greenscreenvideo LOOOOL #7thheaven #cringetok ♬ original sound – Idkhurr

But when the old Rev was totally unphased when it looks like his two kids were about to kiss.

@idkhurr Replying to @ceeming23 #greenscreenvideo #7thheaven #wtfdidijustwatch ♬ original sound – Idkhurr

I can’t believe we used to watch this shit.

And then there’s the time Matt (who became a doctor) was trying to help his sister Lucy deliver her baby and her husband got jealous and warned him not to look at her, uh, private parts.

@kholb112 7th Heaven being unhinged again.. like honestly how did I not notice before?! #7thHeaven #7thHeavenShow #7thHeavenUnhinged #SeventhHeaven #90sTVShow #00sTVShow ♬ original sound – Kate

This show is so damaged. If you need me, I’ll be deep in 7th Heaven TikTok until someone pulls me out and sends me to therapy.