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There’s Something Glaringly Wrong With This Season Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’

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We’re in week three of Bachelor In Paradise and even the most solid of connections are on shaky ground.

It’s hard dating the same person for a couple of days, you guys. A lot of these former reality TV stars have come in saying paradise is a good place to explore and deepen a potential connection (maybe a higher success rate than an Instagram DM slide?) but with Bill and Alex on shaky ground, Jules and Alisha looking done and dusted, and Ivan not knowing how to respect boundaries, a lot of the relationships on this season have seemed pretty doomed.

Last night we saw Flo and Alisha both lament that new guys needed to be brought in to liven things up. But there’s a really big problem with this that we can’t ignore any longer.

CAN NONE OF THESE BINCHES SEE THAT AMERICAN ALEX IS THERE, BEING ALL HOT AND SINGLE?

Ever since Brooke departed paradise, American Alex has just been strolling around Fiji, doing some casual workouts, flexing his abs, talking down a highly-strung Ivan and basically being a gentle God.

Facts are facts: While Bill was off in the corner blurting out lies to Flo and Alex, while Jules was chasing an imaginary connection with Tenille and breaking Alisha’s heart in the process, and while Ivan was being a huge old creep to Tenille, American Alex was there just being a perfect human specimen.

Even after Ivan went into a jealous rage about Alex talking to Tenille, he talked to him calmly trying to convince him to give Tenille space and respect her boundaries.

He also handled Brooke exploring her other connections in a very chill manner and even made her HOT CHOCOLATE. Sure, it may not sound like that big of a deal, but have you seen the other dudes on this show? This basically makes him the king of romance in my eyes.

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Fans of Bachelor in Paradise are pretty baffled than American Alex & his abs are getting zero attention:

Also we need to point out, he’s not against making fun of himself on the ‘gram which is ENDEARING AF.

Honestly, same.