There’s Something Glaringly Wrong With This Season Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
We’re in week three of Bachelor In Paradise and even the most solid of connections are on shaky ground.
It’s hard dating the same person for a couple of days, you guys. A lot of these former reality TV stars have come in saying paradise is a good place to explore and deepen a potential connection (maybe a higher success rate than an Instagram DM slide?) but with Bill and Alex on shaky ground, Jules and Alisha looking done and dusted, and Ivan not knowing how to respect boundaries, a lot of the relationships on this season have seemed pretty doomed.
Last night we saw Flo and Alisha both lament that new guys needed to be brought in to liven things up. But there’s a really big problem with this that we can’t ignore any longer.
CAN NONE OF THESE BINCHES SEE THAT AMERICAN ALEX IS THERE, BEING ALL HOT AND SINGLE?
Ever since Brooke departed paradise, American Alex has just been strolling around Fiji, doing some casual workouts, flexing his abs, talking down a highly-strung Ivan and basically being a gentle God.
Facts are facts: While Bill was off in the corner blurting out lies to Flo and Alex, while Jules was chasing an imaginary connection with Tenille and breaking Alisha’s heart in the process, and while Ivan was being a huge old creep to Tenille, American Alex was there just being a perfect human specimen.
Even after Ivan went into a jealous rage about Alex talking to Tenille, he talked to him calmly trying to convince him to give Tenille space and respect her boundaries.
He also handled Brooke exploring her other connections in a very chill manner and even made her HOT CHOCOLATE. Sure, it may not sound like that big of a deal, but have you seen the other dudes on this show? This basically makes him the king of romance in my eyes.
Fans of Bachelor in Paradise are pretty baffled than American Alex & his abs are getting zero attention:
“American Alex is still single” #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/TCo84ZFO74
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) April 23, 2019
Sorry, I’m sorry, just a quick question: can any of these women actually see American Alex? Or hear him? And his gentle kind peaceful energy? And? his abs? Anyone? Hello? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/vMoUzgbUb5
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) April 23, 2019
The collective lack of interest in American Alex is destined to be one of life’s great mysteries, like who killed JFK and does the Loch Ness Monster exist. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) April 23, 2019
Bill has two women fighting over him and not ONE person is into American Alex??? Does not compute #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) April 23, 2019
The girls are attracted to literally everyone EXCEPT American Alex which is genuinely the most concerning thing about our country at this present moment (even more so than the doomed election) #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Brittney Williams (@brittwill_) April 23, 2019
I haven't really been keeping up with #bachelorinparadiseau but from what I have seen… I'm so confused how the girls aren't all over American Alex??? He's an angel! Meanwhile all the Aussie guys are being complete trash
— Georgia (@georgiaaro) April 23, 2019
Irony of American girl proclaiming how much better Aussie guys are, while American Alex is over here being the hero Australia deserves #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) April 23, 2019
We really have Alisha, Flo, Zoe and Cass waiting around in Paradise for A Man to actually Do Something and American Alex is literally right there. He’s legitimately RIGHT. THERE. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) April 23, 2019
Also we need to point out, he’s not against making fun of himself on the ‘gram which is ENDEARING AF.
Honestly, same.
If American Alex doesn’t find love on the bachelor in paradise can we some how make him the next bachelor cause I would 💯 apply. #BachelorinParadiseAU
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) April 23, 2019