Attention: Calling On All Ginger Bros – Your Sperm Is Needed ASAP!
It looks like the dawn of the rangas is officially upon us – cuz sperm donor networks are desperately calling for donations from men blessed with the ginger gene. It turns out they can’t keep up with the hot demand for red-head babies. Cmon gingers!
Apparently only 2% of the sperm donations to the international network Co-ParentMatch have red hair. They need your sperm (talking to you ranga m8s) to #SaveGingers and they’ve taken to social media to recruit:
WANTED GINGER Sperm Donors. #SaveGingers Tag a ginger mate who would make a great donorhttps://www.co-parentmatch.com/become-a-sperm-donor.aspx
Posted by Co-ParentMatch on Thursday, 13 July 2017
It’s about time we saw some pro-ranga campaigns taking some ACTUAL action. Ginger pride marches are all well and good but genetic scientists have given us fair warning that gingers are a dying breed and are likely to be extinct within 100 years. We need the red men to step up and save civilisation as we know it #SaveGingers.
The good news for gingers is that their genetics are in higher demand than ever! Everybody wants one! Give us the sperm!!! Perhaps we have some famous red-heads to thank for the changing of the tide.
Whatever got us here, if you’ve got the goods you know what the right thing to do is. With your cooperation we can #SaveGingers. Get in there!