We Ranked All The Aussie Canteen Lollies & You Will Probz Not Agree
There was no greater joy in primary and high school than using your last remaining coins from the day on a cheeky bag of lollies. But not all Aussie canteen lollies were created equally.
We’re here today to demonstrate that some lollies (*cough* BLACK CATS *cough*) are so gross that we should exile them completely. They shouldn’t even be options anymore.
Whereas other lollies are just so perfect in every way, I would happily down an entire bag of them every lunch.
This is about to get savage.
We ranked all Aussie canteen lollies:
26. Eucalyptus drops
I’d rather eat the plastic bag the lollies came in than these garbage drops.
25. Black cats
I love cats but these things are disgusting.
24. Flying saucers
These don’t look or taste edible.
Full disclosure: I don’t like peach flavoured things, so my judgement is 100% biased. Too bad.
22. Musk sticks
Let’s cancel musk flavoured things in 2019.
21. Jelly babies
I feel like lollies have evolved past jelly babies, also red is the only nice flavour.
Bloody bananas are gross and they always dominate any party mix. They’re so big! Why? It’s not like the rest of the candy is accurately sized. If so, surely cars would be big as shit.
19. Jelly Beans
They’re fine but, like, jelly beans will forever remind me of going to the doctors and getting a needle in the arm.
18. Caramel buds
These are nice enough but I honestly forget they exist.
The most dependable lolly of them all… but they don’t do much for me.
16. Milk Bottles
These are a filler lolly. Even though no one ever invites them to the party, a few of them always show up. Tbh, I still eat them tho.
It really depends on the colour you get. Red? Fuck me right up. Orange? Delete my number.
Orange flavoured chocolate is still chocolate so they’ve got my vote.
They’re a classic for a reason.
12. Jersey Caramels
I’m aware this is controversial but I thrive off drama, and these choccy babies are yum. Fight me.
Another possibly controversial pick but for some reason, choccy and liquorice together just works. I didn’t make it like that. Blame God or Willy Wonka or both.
9. Mint Leaves
I’m sorry but mint leaves are delicious and if you disagree then you are a thief of joy.
Stop sleeping on clinkers, fam. They’re delish.
Hell yeah, cars! Vroom. Vroom. The best thing is that ALL the colours are good because they ALL taste the same.
6. Sour cola bottles
A party mix is incomplete without these sour bois. The best.
Teeth might look creepy but they taste tasty. What of it?
4. Mates (aka Cobbers)
Caramel + Chocolate = Perfect harmony.
3. Sour worms
I would happily spend all my lunch money on these. Sure, the blue and pink are far superior to the yellow and red, but I’m willing to take the gamble.
Pineapples are just the perfect lolly. They look so cute they could have their own Instagram account and they taste even better.
1. Strawberries & Cream
The one. The only. The best.
Now I have such a sugar high, I’m concerned I’m going to be arrested.