14 Things All Aussies Really Want For Christmas This Year

Each year Christmas rolls around you’re inundated with gifts from your friends and family, but eventually materialistic items get boring.

Sometimes you need to take a minute to figure out what you really want, the things money truly can’t buy. Maybe you want the wasted three months back that you spent watching The Bachelor this year. Or perhaps you wish for Dean from Married At First Sight to never upload another explainer video again.

We’ve compiled a list of things all Aussies deserve this Christmas:

1. For the return of Cadbury Marble chocolate in our lives

2. Oh and McCain, we haven’t forgotten you. Where are our damn smiles?!

3. Toobs

4. A stable government

5. A succulent Chinese meal

6. Big Brother

7. The 8 weeks Honey Badger wasted for us

8. Tazos

9. Who Dares Wins

10. No more advice from Pete Evans

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Everyday I love to immerse myself in an experience within the cleansing ocean water as well as a brief gaze into the radiant light of the early rising or late setting Sun. These simple, yet powerful practices have got to be two of the best forms of free medicine on the planet for body, mind and spirit. #sungazing ???❤️

A post shared by Pete Evans (@chefpeteevans) on Dec 16, 2018 at 1:23pm PST

11. A time when the words “G’day mate” weren’t tainted forever

Sad to confirm the phrase “gday mate” is now cancelled. pic.twitter.com/aBU3LpdsKH

— Sally Rugg (@sallyrugg) December 17, 2018

12. To know who our prime minister truly is

13. A champions version of Australian Idol where we bring back all the faves and make them do a sing-off

14. And a Vanessa Amorosi comeback