The Funniest Tweets From The ‘Australian Survivor: All Stars’ Finale
After weeks of hectic tribals and challenges, it all came to an end on tonight’s Australian Survivor: All Stars finale and I can barely catch my breath.
The episode kicked off with the final three — David, Sharn and Moana — being reunited with their fams and there wasn’t a dry eye in sight. But then we got down to business, with a gnarly endurance challenge where the islanders had to stand on concrete pillars in the ocean with one hand on an idol and the other holding a ring. Moana didn’t last long then, as rain started pouring down, Sharn slipped and David won.
In a tense tribal council, David betrayed his longstanding alliance with Moana and chose Sharn to duke it out against in front of the jury. David absolutely slayed his final speech — pinpointing every strategic move he made in the game, while Sharn’s generic pitch paled in comparison.
The Golden God had it in the bag and his victory was finally confirmed as JLP (via satellite) read out the jury’s votes. That finale was simply spectacular and the tweets are almost as good.
The best tweets from the finale Australian Survivor: All Stars!
#1.
moana has the sob story, david has the strategy, sharn has…………
nope still got nothing #SurvivorAU
— ✨ (@allthemims) March 30, 2020
#2.
I swear to god if Sharn wins imma flip a table #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/9xsCmut79W
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) March 30, 2020
#3.
No one thinks a Barrister deserves 500K #SurvivorAU
— Catarina in Isolation (@issue_september) March 30, 2020
#4.
God it'll be delicious if she came second again #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/nRDehfxmWs
— ? ????? ?????? ???????? ? (@lil_nazza) March 30, 2020
#5.
Me watching David with his family #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/UvEalm0M7y
— Nat Sinclair (@nat_sinclair93) March 30, 2020
#6.
NOT DAVES DAYGHTER BRINGING THE FLOWER ???? #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/N5uRRITxRu
— captain f*g | FUTURE NOSTALGIA OUT NOW (@captainfaq) March 30, 2020
#7.
WTF SURVIVOR BROKE ME ?#SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/5KpOsjuDVM
— captain f*g | FUTURE NOSTALGIA OUT NOW (@captainfaq) March 30, 2020
#8.
sharn’s family be like #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/cqH8neDPtD
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) March 30, 2020
#9.
Can’t wait for @JLa_Paglia to narrate my reunion with my friends when we’re all out of iso #SurvivorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) March 30, 2020
#10.
My arms and feet hurt by LOOKINNG AT THIS CHALLENGE #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/rTmQ06dP13
— Terry Watson (@TerryWatsonAU) March 30, 2020
#11.
Just for the record, this challenge looks like an actual nightmare ??♀️#SurvivorAu pic.twitter.com/GcX9joPx9a
— Previously On Australian Survivor (@PreviouslyonAS) March 30, 2020
#12.
How is this real?? The most deserving player never wins and he’s going to win #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/BhpTWdk6cX
— Daisy (@daisy_seery) March 30, 2020
#13.
"David made a promise" oh girl you know that don't mean shit!! #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/N9ceumVVHE
— ? ????? ?????? ???????? ? (@lil_nazza) March 30, 2020
#14.
So, is anyone in the jury going to vote for Sharn? #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/wAo8l2nbeL
— Mike Hauser (@Hauser_Mike) March 30, 2020
#15.
No one:
Sharn: mY gAmE wAs CovErT— yeetingboof (✿╹◡╹) (@chokeme11845644) March 30, 2020
#16.
I KNEW DAVID’S PITCH WAS GONNA BE GOOD BUT HOLY SHIT #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/ltXMHvrZNG
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 30, 2020
#17.
Just stop, Sharn. #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/r5vpe7cAfp
— Philly don’t lose that number (@philip_charles) March 30, 2020
#18.
Well played AK, well played. #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/r0yk1DycQc
— Nicola Marsh (@NicolaMarsh) March 30, 2020
#19.
“You’re saying your biggest move in this game is a move you did NOTHING on?” Moana just summed up Sharn’s entire gameplay lmao #survivorau pic.twitter.com/KJT5Ll0Dgj
— Bec ? (@becasammut) March 30, 2020
#20.
TARZAN COMPLETELY DERAILED SHARN YES TARZAN SAID FUCK IT DONT SPEAK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN #SurvivorAU
— ☾madeleine⁰⁰ (@idgimaddy) March 30, 2020
#21.
My hair by the end of covid-19 #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/j8ZgiwjlvT
— Ashleigh Jarra (@ashjarra) March 30, 2020
#22.
Sharn defending herself to Mo and Tarzan #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/wSBBOto4oX
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) March 30, 2020
#23.
osher, walking into the survivor grand finale to continue his goal of making an appearance on every channel ten show at least once: #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/SPJX93Obn3
— kelly ?? (@strwbrryklly) March 30, 2020
#24.
If David doesn't win, I'm going to hang out with a group of 4 mates #SurvivorAU
— Zac Jardine (@zaccyj) March 30, 2020
#25.
Me when I finally process the fact that someone actually voted Sharn over Dave… #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/SsrKwog7lj
— Thomas Beauchamp (@T_Beauchamp23) March 30, 2020
#26.
I think Zack accidentally voted for Sharn because he thought he was voting her out #SurvivorAU
— Mia Burgess (@miabburgess) March 30, 2020
#27.
All of Australia rn
*subject to 1.5m distancing #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/WJmhAo13Pe— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) March 30, 2020