Tonight’s ‘Australian Survivor: All Stars’ Tribal Was Wild & I’m Screaming
Tonight’s thrilling Australian Survivor: All Stars provided a perfect escape from the impending doom our country (and the world) is currently experiencing and thank god for that.
At tribal council we had our first unanimous vote after Moana and Jacqui received equal numbers, even after a revote. As is tradition, this meant the vote would ‘go to rocks’ which means the contestants who are tied for votes become immune while the rest (minus those with immunity necklaces) who could not unanimously agree, drew rocks to choose who will go. Savage.
ROCKS. ROCKS. ROCKS. ROCKS. ROCKS. ROCKS. #SurvivorAU
— Gemma Bee (@GemmaBerkhout) March 16, 2020
Vakama have nothing to lose and they're going all in on rocks #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/NpKwGEuebQ
— Australian Survivor (@Survivor_AU) March 16, 2020
While David and Tarzan were immune, this left Brooke, Shonee, AK, and Sharn having to decide whether to make a choice between Moana and Jacqui or have a one in four chance of going home. It was in this moment that AK said he was happy to take the gamble, trying to convince Shonee and Brooke that if they voted out Jacqui they would be left in the minority.
Not going to lie, that logic is pretty baffling considering there was a three in four chance that one of them would go via a rock draw, therefore leaving only two members of their alliance — they’d be even worse off than losing Jacqui. Equally baffled was Sharn, who tried to reason with AK and convince him that if Jacqui left she would join their alliance in her place.
Twitter RN #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/dKwF2b3FEV
— Australian Survivor (@Survivor_AU) March 16, 2020
After a bit of resistance and negotiating between the foursome, they came to the decision to all vote out Jacqui. Oh boy, it was STRESSFUL to watch. I guess time will tell if Sharn goes back on her pact.
Fans are, of course, losing their goddamn minds over that nail-biting tribal:
READY FOR THIS INFAMOUS ROCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ! #SurvivorAU @Survivor_AU pic.twitter.com/tO3gxO2MrW
— ? (@nubby_han) March 16, 2020
i’m half excited and half confused about what the effffff is happening BUT I LOVE IT #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/WbcU4OCL5U
— Tayla. (@tayla_essendon) March 16, 2020
#survivorau@Survivor_AU
Me watching tonight’s tribal: pic.twitter.com/7MedOpK1z0— J W (@jasonwilson76) March 16, 2020
WE'RE GOING TO ROCKS EVERYONE PANIC! #SurvivorAU pic.twitter.com/aRCz9dZZWr
— Tyler Atcheson (@tylercorns_) March 16, 2020
Some people are supporting AK wanting to take the gamble:
Fuck off, I wanted to go to rocks. I don't trust Sharn for a minute. #SurvivorAU
— Stef/Lili (@lilithia) March 16, 2020
These are big, big promises Sharn is making. Ones she can’t (or won’t) necessarily keep. #SurvivorAU
— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) March 16, 2020
The accountant to go, live by the numbers, die by them #SurvivorAU
— pirate-king (@wundergebrechen) March 16, 2020
While others reckon the three of them almost made a huge mistake:
Why is AK so happy about this scenario? I thought he was supposed to be the accountant. The odds of one of his alliance going home are 75% #SurvivorAU
— Yoni (@YoniGluck1) March 16, 2020
Brooke, AK and Shonee have just given themselves a 3/4 chance of one of them going home from rocks, for Jacqui? #SurvivorAU
— Joel Richardson (@_joelric) March 16, 2020
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO ROCKS WHEN YOU’RE THE TARGET OF THE ROCKS. Like I get that you think you’re badass, but you’re actually being dumb. #SurvivorAU
— Daryl (@xwickedmindx) March 16, 2020
Holy. Shit. AK. Shitty accounting buddy. #SurvivorAU
— Shan (@ShanStar) March 16, 2020
Never thought I would say this, but the channel 10 promos really didn’t hype this episode up enough #SurvivorAU
— Meagan Date (@meagandate) March 16, 2020
Omg i wanted to watch some rocks #SurvivorAU
— eunice ☀️ (@falseglowstyles) March 16, 2020
I AM EMOTIONAL. I MISS THE ROCKS.