Australians Can Now Vote For ‘The Next Big Thing’ & This Is Bound To End Well
There are many landmarks in our fine country that make any Aussie proud.
No, we’re not talking the Opera House or the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
We’re talking about the BIG attractions, like Goulburn’s Big Merino (aka that huge fkin ram near the Macca’s), Coffs Harbour’s Big Banana (that’s self-explanatory fam, c’mon), and the Big Pineapple in QLD.
Given Australia’s fascination with Big Things, Wotif has announced they’re on the hunt for the newest one – and anyone can vote for ANYTHING.
Obviously, this will end extremely well.
So far, examples include:
1. The Big Bin Chicken
2. The Big Footy
3. The Big Grapes, which more importantly I assume they could make one Big Wine
But why stop there? If you can vote for any animal, object OR person we can only imagine the choices people will come up with. The Big Dirty Street Pie? The Big Passion Pop bottle? The Big Schnitty? The Big Bunnings Sausage Sizzle?
We thought we’d put forward a few of our own.
The Big Goon Bag
All I’m saying is, it happened once and it could happen again.
The Big Osher
Let’s celebrate Australia’s true hero. (This is just an artist’s impression for scale.)
The Big Eggplant
I mean. It’s obvious.
The Big PM
The only thing is it would have to have an accessible way to change the face every week.
Find out more and cast your own vote here. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.