People Are Freaking Out About How Hot The Hulk Is In ‘Avengers: Endgame’
Avengers: Endgame is set to break all kinds of box office records and has inspired countless memes and theories.
From Thor’s new look to all the thirsty references to Captain’s America’s ridiculous butt, there’s a lot to unpack from the movie. But I’m here to talk about one thing and one thing only. The Hulk.
The Hulk has gotten hot.
Avengers: Endgame spoilers ahead, fam!
OK, so just hear me out.
This is The Hulk we all know. He’s green. He’s big. He’s angry.
Sure he’s thicc AF and likes to smash things but I personally would not smash this Hulk. His muscles look like brioche bread, he’s far too veiny and lacks personality imho.
But The Hulk in Avengers: Endgame is a whole different kind of thotty.
Because of the internet’s dedication to a spoiler-free existence I can’t find a picture of the new Hulk online but here is an illustration that’s pretty bang on.
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The Hulk has become a sensitive geek. He wears clothes and a thick pair of glasses. He can take you on a date and meet your mum. Captain America and Thor be damned, The Hulk has become the biggest hunk the Avengers have ever seen.
It might seem weird to say, but many people agree that the character has become incredibly bangable.
I watched endgame and spent the whole time weighing up whether I'd fuck the hulk
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) April 27, 2019
Have we been sleeping on The Hulk this entire time? Who knows.
I’m not the only one, loads of people are thirsty for the mean and green!
so…… are we gonna talk about the fact that the hulk was hot in endgame? Is this a controversial opinion? Don’t @ me pic.twitter.com/O0rRzHHEU4
— lillie 🍒 (@osnapitzlills) April 28, 2019
Not an Endgame spoiler but like,,,, the Hulk can get it kskdkdhdjdkd
— taguro ng ermita (@aswangofmnl) April 28, 2019
Either I had one too many drinks or the hulk looks kinda fine 🧐 #AvengersEndgame
— Amiyah Scott (@KingAmiyahScott) April 26, 2019
Is it weird that I would fuck the hulk? pic.twitter.com/6yrRJpyK70
— FRIDA MARIE (@Fridamnh) April 28, 2019
*endgame spoiler alert*: the hulk is stupid hot
— s (@SXMDR3) April 26, 2019
seeing how sexy the Hulk is in #AvengersEndGame mood board pic.twitter.com/E7INW4T573
— ur boyfriends bitch (@angelhatehentai) April 26, 2019
i would let the hulk break me like a promise
— jellybean (@nellymidwest) April 26, 2019
Who would have guessed that the biggest surprise in #AvengersEndame was that the Hulk has been the biggest snacc all along. pic.twitter.com/QbCfcgJZpf
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) April 28, 2019
lowkey the hulk was lookin kinda sexy in endgame..
homie can like… hulk smash me…👀👀— twinkle toes (@trinnbaby) April 27, 2019
Can we be honest? The Hulk was looking like a snack pic.twitter.com/IByLzIqfYf
— chanel. (@KissMySnap) April 27, 2019
they made the hulk even more fuckable and idk what to do with this information pic.twitter.com/Fu1jcgxuNj
— elsa ⍟ | spoilers ꘩ (@pauIruhd) April 26, 2019
I seriously think there’s something wrong with me.
I realized I’m most attracted to the Hulk and Gamora in the MCU. I think I have a thing for green ?
— Mikaela Pascal (@Mikaela_Pascal) April 28, 2019
Break me off a piece of that mean green sex machine.