This Bachelor Contestant’s Sexpo Audition Tape Is Filled With Terrible Sex Puns

This week in ‘wtf crazy shit did the bachy’s get up to in their prior lives’ – a video has surfaced of Belinda Rygier auditioning for a gig hosting Sexpo. And oh wow, it is a pun-filled treat.

Rygier was a memorable newbie to the first cocktail party. Upon meeting Matty J, she forced him to hold her heart and stare into her eyes for one whole minute. It was 60 seconds of cringe-worthy torture.

As it turns out, the ‘love coach’ made a pretty convincing audition tape to MC Sexpo in her past. For the uninitiated, this is a sex expo (S-EXPO- wow -get it #puns) that travels around Oz. It’s a mecca for horny Aussies to unite as one and explore ways they can.. well.. unite as one. Okay, enough puns, please prepare your cheeks for further cringing at Belinda’s pun wizardry below. Well, hey, at least she gave it a big crack.