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Abbie Is Low-Key Obsessed With Ciarran On ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ & No One Can Blame Her

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It feels like it’s been years, decades, possibly centuries since we last had Bachy on our TV screens but Bachelor In Paradise is back baby! Pass me a piña colada!

On tonight’s episode, we were reunited with some of our Bachy faves and it was immediately clear that Abbie Chatfield came to Paradise for one reason and one reason only: Ciarran Stott. “As the rest of Australia does, I have a bit of a crush on Ciarran. I think he’s hot, he’s English, he’s very comfortable in himself,” Abbie told Osher before heading into paradise. “I’ve been commenting on Ciarran’s photos, embarrassingly no replies yet.”

Same, Abbie. Same. It’s just rude at this point, tbh.

As more Bachy contestants waltzed into the villa and there was still no sign of Ciarran, Abbie began to spiral. “OK, maybe there’s a chance that I have put a few of my eggs, the majority of my eggs, all of my eggs, whatever you want to say, into one British basket. But maybe that’s just commitment.”

She is a woman on a mission and has Ciarran firmly in her sights.

Viewers are here for Abbie’s low-key obsession with Ciarran:

As soon as Ciarran arrived, Mary asked him who he was hoping to see in paradise and when Timm straight-up said, “Do you like Abbie?” (smooth Timm), he replied, “Yeah, Abbie was on my list.”

IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.

Hopefully the feelings between Ciarran and Abbie are mutual but it looks like Ciarran is already cracking on to Cassandra, so Abbie might be better off sharing her errr… eggs around.