Tonight’s Slightly Calmer ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold Via The Best Tweets
Welcome back to another night of Bachelor In Paradise, where a lot of us were still reeling from the boys’ blowout the night before.
We’re into finale week now, yet new people are popping up? I imagine poor Mia has been pacing the island sadly for weeks, watching everyone form relationships via a creepy spy hut in Fiji, and has now sauntered in only to get ready to fly back home again. Well, it’s still a free holiday I guess. Oh yeah, and Scot’s still there. Apparently.
While Conor and Mary, and Alisha and Greg are still loved up and adorable, Alex and Keira continue to have the world’s worst communication, and Jackson finally made his choice in tonight’s episode. Spoiler: he chose the curry beef Garlo’s pie.
Tonight was a little less killer, a lot more filler, so let’s get into the nitty-gritty and go through the best tweets.
Episode 10 of Bachelor In Paradise retold via the best tweets:
alisha, renee, littney and mary knowing they're the best women in #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/FVzHaXP6j3
— lauryn (@fIeetswoodmac) August 3, 2020
Kiki and Ciarran have seemed to sort things out very quickly from the night before.
Victorians have been through a lot in the last 24 hours. Did they really need to also endure 4 minutes of Ciarran and KiKi running on the beach like two barbie dolls who fell in a bucket of peroxide? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Niccy T (@NicReality) August 3, 2020
My friends: "stay away he's bad news"
Me after two wines: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/6WRv6i0TjU— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) August 3, 2020
A white guy with braids being compared to black rappers is…. not a good look for a show this white #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Leesa Charlotte (@leesacharlotte) August 3, 2020
Sorry but Cirran or whatever in yellow budgie smugglers #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/b3KQ3Ucihe
— Rachel Grace (@rach4xav) August 3, 2020
A painful 45 minutes after airing & now forever etched in my memory, this image is the terrifying confirmation that even though we are in the midst of a devastating pandemic, #BachelorInParadiseAU will likely kill me before #COVID19 does. The real pandemic. God help us all 👍🏽🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/kuju5e5hKL
— Sahar Adatia (@sahar_adatia) August 3, 2020
Timm, however, decided it was time to up and leave Paradise and Britt went with him. Though no one seemed to notice.
I hope Brittany has been getting $25 an hour and a ride home from Timm’s dad each evening after all of this babysitting #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Niccy T (@NicReality) August 3, 2020
The irony when it was actually Timm who couldn't cope without Jamie in #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Matt Robertson (@GetchaTwoStepOn) August 3, 2020
Timm doesn’t need to leave paradise because of the drama, he needs to leave because he is one burn away from turning back this colour #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/Y5gdKhDU0W
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 3, 2020
Jamie watching Timm telling Britt she’s his ride or die #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4O6XbXaVsL
— Emily Tresidder (@EmilyTresidder) August 3, 2020
Wait….. is no one missing Timm and Britt? Do they not notice they’ve gone??? Are they that pushed already in the morning??? No mention at all. I was excited for their reactions! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Heidi Davenport (@hillself) August 3, 2020
Keira and Alex finally broke up… again… but they both think they dumped each other.
keira, babe, in no language does “i need space” only mean 3 minutes #BachelorInParadiseAU
— maddy brown (@itsmaddypbrown) August 3, 2020
Alex trying to break up with Keira#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/SGU5Eo0cwY
— Chloe (@thatchloechick) August 3, 2020
Keira: "I'm confused, are we together or not?"
Alex: "It's probably not going to work"
Keira: "Excuse me, I've already dumped you"#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/31jSpHPW9b
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 3, 2020
Alex after Keira tries to break up with him after he broke up with her #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/b8pPndHegO
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 3, 2020
A new intruder enters! Welcome to the shitshow, Tall Mia.
‘Omg it’s Mia’ #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/u29Jkecf40
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) August 3, 2020
WHY 👏 ARE 👏 THERE 👏 MORE 👏 INTRUDERS 👏 JUST 👏 A 👏 FEW 👏 DAYS 👏 FROM 👏 THE 👏 END???#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/hBQf6YCpaA
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) August 3, 2020
Was Richie’s season 15 years ago? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Melina Tulifau (@melinatulifau) August 3, 2020
mia #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/pFsAfVHobp
— 잘자 우리 종현아. / 사랑하자 ♡ (@jackcallahans) August 3, 2020
Matt gets another date card and whisks Renee out of paradise… well, at least 50 metres further away from the accommodation anyway.
Cass and the pie guy get to go snorkelling but Renee and Matt just walk 100m away and fly a kite? #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/xjSlQ7ZQCO
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 3, 2020
so they gave matt a whole single date to attempt to fly a kite yet litney can’t even get ONE date #BachelorInParadiseAU
— teresa (@augustfallin) August 3, 2020
Matt: “I just want to get it up.”
All of Australia: “ok Matt 😏😏😏”#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) August 3, 2020
Litney and Jackson go on a mini date and we finally get to see them kiss. (That sounded less creepy in my head.)
*Jackson & Brittney play football*
Cass:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XEXhqoUqlQ
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 3, 2020
LITTNEY FINALLY GETTING THE LOVE SHE DESERVES#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/R2i0OI7XP2
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) August 3, 2020
Best drink and kiss maneuver going. Litney got the moves!#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Van (@Jo_Krate) August 3, 2020
Jackson always sounds like he’s giving a post match interview where his team lost and he got a concussion #BachelorInParadiseAU
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) August 3, 2020
the hand swap with the drink was hella impressive, gals got moves #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XIrVJoca5T
— 👼🏻 𝓴𝓲𝓴𝓲 👼🏻 (@violettfemmes) August 3, 2020
Jackson choosing Brittney is the only justice we have received in 2020 and tbh I’m satisfied #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/QfCOH3QTQL
— Niccy T (@NicReality) August 3, 2020
Alex has no idea where his rose is going, and is even more confused when Cass expresses interest in him.
Alex actually is a gem bless him he's like a golden retriever in human form #BachelorInParadiseAU
— kate 🤡 (@hardboiledkate) August 3, 2020
keira thinking she always wins yet this is the 1029286th time on a reality show #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/omO2Uxb0DN
— Isobel²⁸ ☆ (@lonelyxhabit) August 3, 2020
Cass likes Alex the same way I say I like baked beans on toast for dinner. I’m desperate and there’s nothing left in the pantry. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/uBGB37BsV1
— Jen (@jenbrec) August 3, 2020
Cass has been into Alex since the start except Alex wasn’t actually there at the start but ok. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/x1Nzd3NIAv
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) August 3, 2020
So now Cass magically likes Alex after never showing him any interest at all #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/GO4WCdwPpP
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 3, 2020
Alex everytime Keira talks to him #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/AI65MJwjrl
— Yes (@irsnaar) August 3, 2020
Alex please. you have two girls who want your rose and one woman who actually wants to get to know you. don’t be dumb. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/BaYAjOiCgq
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 3, 2020
Keira: "Love you"
Alex:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/tnzZxadFzR
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 3, 2020
Alex ends up going for the friendship rose with Keira, and everyone was left shook.
LMFAO WHAT #BachelorInParadiseAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) August 3, 2020
Finally understanding why Alex is single #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/47JBh8wbvT
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 3, 2020
WHAT ON EARTH DID I JUST WATCH!? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/edHy0FP5u2
— Samantha Louise (@samanthaa_lane) August 3, 2020
All of Australia to Alex. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/6q8dVKVOMS
— Emily Tresidder (@EmilyTresidder) August 3, 2020
Well, I need to go sleep for 24 hours. See y’all tomorrow.