Tonight’s Dramatic ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold Via Funny Tweets
We’ve officially entered finale week of Bachelor In Paradise and the drama doesn’t seem to be dying down anytime soon.
Yep, you heard us. Week four of BIP has meant things are coming to a wrap faster than you can say “another margi please?”
Tonight saw some couples strengthen their connection, while new couples formed and another couple decided to end things before it fully even kicked off. A clue: they’ve been together three weeks and never even pashed, and no I am not talking about me and my blow-up doll called American Alex.
Osher warned us on Twitter things were getting hectic, so here’s the episode told in the easiest way possible… through the best tweets.
Pretty sure I'm bringing back my cranky Rose Ceremony face tonight. #bachelorinparadiseau starts 7:30pm pic.twitter.com/gEpQt9r9yj
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) April 28, 2019
Ivan got the shits with Nathan for going after Tenille.
Ivan: 'There's like a million other people in this place…'
Dude, there's like fourteen at best #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) April 28, 2019
LOVE the producer’s step-in #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/HL5bQAJTSK
— Samuel Leighton-Dore (@SamLeightonDore) April 28, 2019
Ivan’s Owen Wilson impression sucks #bachelorinparadiseau #wow pic.twitter.com/jf6MoWgumJ
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) April 28, 2019
Like, he really goes off on Nathan.
Nathan when Ivan says he wants to speak to him #BachelorInParadiseau pic.twitter.com/Ku9urksQ7O
— Anh Bach (@anhbach_) April 28, 2019
Nathan saying "Ivan is scary" is all of us. Possessive, threatening and red with rage. It's truly terrifying.#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Sarah McPhee (@_SarahMcPhee) April 28, 2019
Ok here we go!! Ivan and Nathan DANCE OFF #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Crissa J (@CrissaJ9) April 28, 2019
Flo gets back from her date to see THE Davey Lloyd standing there.
It worries me that neither Davey nor Flo is smart enough to have figured out how to DM one another in the past 12 months. #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/2lVYoZeUbN
— Carrie Hutchinson (@OzCopyGirl) April 28, 2019
so excited to see Flo and Davey reunited after a literal calendar year in which either of them could have slid into the other's DMs. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/iwTvXcpaQz
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 28, 2019
Do Davey and Flo not have phones in the real world #BachelorInParadiseau pic.twitter.com/45q1VzqeDo
— Kris (@aminutewithkris) April 28, 2019
American Alex finally gets HIS kiss.
The content we’ve all been waiting for, finally, American Alex finds love 💕#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) April 28, 2019
alex and caroline are the couple we are all rooting for. somehow the best couple in Bach AU arent australian. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— makira (@mickerah) April 28, 2019
Theory: American Alex has actually never been kissed and has been waiting for a woman to make the move because he is nervous but gender roles keep getting in the way #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Batch Bitch Podcast 🌴 (@batchbitchpod) April 28, 2019
Mack sets up an unexpected date for Zoe.
Mack: “I think you and me would get along really good and have fun on a date”
Zoe:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ab9nFHVuPA
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) April 28, 2019
When Zoe found out it was Mack #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Efeexaz5NK
— je suis not calme (@Retta_Potterfan) April 28, 2019
#BachelorInParadiseAU Did Mack really just say “she has the world at her oyster”???? Seriously???? pic.twitter.com/qIj6jwdyKk
— kirky67 (@kirky67) April 28, 2019
Ivan decides to vent his feelings to a very frustrated Tenille.
For someone who doesn't know how avocados work, Ivan sure does think he's an expert in who Tenielle can and can't associate with#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) April 28, 2019
im that traumatised by mafs i keep expecting john aiken to bust in and explain how this is tenilles fault #BachelorInParadiseAu
— liv (@ssslmp) April 28, 2019
How crazy is it that Ivan came into this with us thinking he was a crazy avo blending dancing weirdo and now is just terrifying us all #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Rob (@robyn56436920) April 28, 2019
FLORENCE CALLING IVAN OUT FOR BEING EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/z1da6kGPtd
— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@BlSEXUALPIPER) April 28, 2019
And we never saw Ivan again #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kris (@aminutewithkris) April 28, 2019
Tenille takes Nathan on a date.
Remember Tenille: If all else fails, pick Shannon! #bachelorinparadise
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) April 28, 2019
Tenille and Nathan start paddling and don't stop #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Dee Peak (@peakydee) April 28, 2019
Everyone looking at Tenille and Nathan having normal human interactions #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/owPYTCQWkb
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 28, 2019
Richie freaks out and dumps Cass and they both leave paradise.
Bloody hell Richie, just piss off until they do a Bachelor In Perth.#BachelorinParadiseAU
— 🚗 woek me daddy (@McThingface) April 28, 2019
ALL THE MEN ON THIS ISLAND ARE GARBAGE AND I AM DONE WITH IT#bachelorinparadiseau
— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 28, 2019
me @ richie #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/yRtid4YXvu
— Geeta Sharma (@bored_ignored) April 28, 2019
How did Richie literally not think about this for a single second up until this point? #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/NW5B2gPdpp
— Caragh Welford (@caragh_welford) April 28, 2019
And Ivan is was left roseless. Finally. But not without some desperate last-minute attempts.
Yeah…
I don't know how this is going to work out. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/offhDjRibd
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) April 28, 2019
Ivan, here is something for you to clutch #bachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/NVLLdAWaxB
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) April 28, 2019