The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Garbage Fire
We did it fam. We’ve made it to the final week of Bachelor In Paradise. It feels like it only started a couple of weeks back, oh that’s right IT DID. Shortest season ever.
With only two episodes left, they decided now was a good time to send in Tahitian goddess Elora. As quickly as she came to Fiji, off she went as she struggled to form any connections. Poor lass. I guess she can fire-twirl her way home.
Shannon and Connor decided it was their time to leave the show and see how they go on the outside. At this stage this is the most serious relationship milestone we’ve seen this series. While last year we were watching a proposal on the finale, tbh we’d be lucky if any of these lot leave as Facebook friends.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:
What is this new time?! Confusion!
It’s 8:46pm on a work night, channel 10 you think I’m going to stay up late watching #BachelorinParadiseAU ? You bet I fucking am https://t.co/CpSK2SxsPb
— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) April 30, 2019
Elora arrives and intimidates literally everyone.
"I'm Elora, I'm 29 years old and this is my 2nd time in #BachelorInParadiseAU"
They make it sound like they're in a support group for people with serious issues. Which, yeah, except for the 'getting well' part.
— ? woek me daddy (@McThingface) April 30, 2019
Bill says ‘hey babe’ and my vagina combusts as a safety mechanism #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Katie K (@_katiekendall_) April 30, 2019
Flo has big dick energy and I am about it #bachelorinparadiseau
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) April 30, 2019
If Elora snaps up Alex Nation, keep an eye out for Bill at a dog park near you #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Chans (@february_starz) April 30, 2019
Mack has NEVER had a date, did you hear? NEVER.
No one:
Literally not one single person:
Not even the producers:
Mac: Have I told you I’ve never been on a date in three seasons?
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) April 30, 2019
I’ve got plenty of dates for you Mack. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/vJwSk1kFJc
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) April 30, 2019
Alex is chosen to go on a date with Elora and Bill is not thrilled.
#BachelorInParadiseAU
Bill: They better not kiss I don’t tolerate cheatingAlso Bill a week ago:
pic.twitter.com/QUsCkdU5m3— Ellie (@ellieinparadise) April 30, 2019
Bill: If Alex was to go on a date and kiss someone else, I’d consider that cheating.
Also Bill: Goes on overnight date with Flo and makes out in a pool.
Again, also Bill: Flo is a fucking psycho why would you listen to that bitch?#BachelorInParadiseAU
— 365 | KatyCat Grant ? WTT AU?NZ (@xander85) April 30, 2019
Every girl is two dates with Bill off being bisexual tbh #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lu ? ? ? (@lureveuw) April 30, 2019
Elora comes in and says she’s ready to play the game and then takes a girl on a date when the boys have the power.#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1lYCFUAMSi
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) April 30, 2019
Shannon and Connor (who?) get into a heated argument.
Oh they remember that Connor and Shannon exist. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/irv8bIC8Nj
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) April 30, 2019
Shannon chose Paddy over James… so I trust Connor more. ???? #bachelorinparadiseau
— Brittney's Conga Line (@abilovestv) April 30, 2019
Shannon: “I don’t know anything about you either, Connor.”
Australia: “Oh wait same…”#BachelorInParadiseAU— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) April 30, 2019
Jules and Alisha’s date gets awkward when Jules becomes vague over what will happen with them on the outside.
‘Umbrella of Ambiguity’ was the name of my emo band. #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Ashton Tuckerman (@ashtuckerman) April 30, 2019
Really good friends that make out a lot is literally what relationships are. What do these people think relationships are? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— trashmunkey (@Trashmunkey) April 30, 2019
Alisha pleeeease let that.. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/LY545sYfZX
— Crissa J (@CrissaJ9) April 30, 2019
In an act of desperation, Elora tries to argue her way into getting a rose.
"Connor and Shannon aren't together anymore"
Elora:#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/mhVYRM2SCg— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 30, 2019
Elora looking for a date #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/uLgbMJl5YW
— Ben Roberts (@spicyatreides) April 30, 2019
Elora finally sunk to the level of Mack, shit is getting desperate #bachelorinparadiseau
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) April 30, 2019
At the rose ceremony Elora leaves (duh) while Shannon and Connor decide to exit paradise to be together.
Amazing how the editors lost all the footage that would have built Connor and Shanon’s relationship into something I might care about #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Katie K (@_katiekendall_) April 30, 2019
Obviously Connor’s visa ran out #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 30, 2019
Tbh, Mack this episode was a huge mood.
me on every holiday#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/HXLrp800eO
— (ᵔᴥᵔ) ♡ (@_whatisdrugs) April 30, 2019