The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Messy ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
It’s hard to believe Bachelor In Paradise is almost over. Soon we will be saying goodbye to some of our Bachy faves before a whole new bunch of Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants are introduced to Australia.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Tonight we watched as the couples decided if they wanted to stay together for tomorrow night’s commitment ceremony. This was American Alex and (American) Caroline’s cue to exit as the happy couple left us trashbag Aussies to return home.
The fact that no one else scooped up American Alex is the greatest mystery of our time.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
Mack and Zoe shared a excruciatingly awkward kiss and we will never recover.
— Katrina (@katrinabicket) May 1, 2019
What’s the opposite of ASMR because Mack and Zoe’s kissing noises gave me the same horrible feeling as pulling out a dry tampon #BachelorInParadiseAU
— 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦 🥀 (@jessihannaj) May 1, 2019
Mack: that was a good kiss.
Narrator: it wasn't #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Stan Lizzo (@shakeweighted) May 1, 2019
The couples have to decide whether to stay for the commitment ceremony. American Alex and Caroline decide to leave together and head back home.
The fact that Alex was passed over by all the Australians is conclusive proof that Australians can’t have nice things #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Genevieve Lewis (@genevievehlewis) May 1, 2019
I’m pretending that American Alex is saying all this to me, I’m not even ashamed #bachelorinparadiseau
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) May 1, 2019
Most excited about the American couple… Sums up #BachelorInParadiseAU really
— jackieo (@jacksmack0) May 1, 2019
As the couple’s friends and fam arrive, Davey buckles under pressure.
Men on #BachelorInParadiseAU: I wanna walk out with a partner. Im looking for love.
Also men on #BachelorInParadiseAU: oh shit this island lifestyle is such high pressure I’m very worried about committing
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) May 1, 2019
— JessLipsMAFS (@JessLips2) May 1, 2019
Tenille’s bestie grilled Nathan and reckons he’s a bit shifty.
— Lu 🌈 🥃 🍕 (@lureveuw) May 1, 2019
It’s been 4 days Tenielle relax #BachelorInParadiseAU
— JACQUELINE 5SOSWIFTY (@Jay_alex) May 1, 2019
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) May 1, 2019
Bill lied his way into winning Alex’s mum over.
Don't worry Alex. If your mum doesn't like Bill she won't be alone. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) May 1, 2019
Bill: "Florence? Florence who? Oh the one I was kissing shortly before I decided kissing is cheating." #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Peter Johnson (@P_Johnson9) May 1, 2019
the producers need to pull a MAFS and show alex the footage of bill and florence #BachelorInParadiseAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) May 1, 2019
Brother: “No Bill hasn’t dated anyone with kids before”
Bill: “Yep I’ve dated someone with a kid before”
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) May 1, 2019
We are left on a annoying cliffhanger as Alisha presents Jules with an ultimatum.
Alisha is acting like she won’t find anyone like Jules again. girl, I’ll take you for a night out in Brunswick and I’ll get you 10 Jules#BachelorInParadiseAU
— birdie (@brydiemckenzie) May 1, 2019
If I hear about the fucking umbrella of fucking ambiguity ONE MORE TIME I’m literally going float out on one of those paddle boards and NEVER COME BACK #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Hannah Lucas (@HannahMarlene1) May 1, 2019
Jules mate is awesome…date him instead #BachelorInParadiseAU
Ultimately nothing matters anymore because American Alex left the show.
— 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚊 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚜𝚘𝚗 (@ThompsonEllisa) May 1, 2019