Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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We were promised and delivered raw drama on tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise as exes Richie and Alex came face-to-face and spilled all the “grubby” details from their breakup.

Nikki is prob sitting at home enjoying a choc top, and gurl same. While there’s clearly no love lost between the exes, we saw what is hopefully the beginning of a blossoming romance between Brooke and Alex. I ship it. I ship it so hard.

Our patron saint Vanessa Sunshine blessed us with her glorious presence before sharing that she was pretty unimpressed with all the men on the island so far. It was a BIG mood.

Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:

Richie arrived to paradise and immediately Rachael and Cat are in there like swimwear.

We don’t even have time to catch our breath before our reigning queen Vanessa Sunshine arrived. She is forced to date Nathan, pray for her.

Surprise, bitch. Alex is back and she grabbed Richie to debrief about their relationship breakdown. It is intense.

 

But who cares really ‘cos Brooke and Alex are crushing on each other.

Paddy and Alisha go on a date and have their first pash. I’ve never been less invested in a couple on this show.

The rose ceremony is a shitshow that’s left on a confusing cliffhanger as Cat runs off into the darkness.

Byeeeeeeee.