Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We were promised and delivered raw drama on tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise as exes Richie and Alex came face-to-face and spilled all the “grubby” details from their breakup.
Nikki is prob sitting at home enjoying a choc top, and gurl same. While there’s clearly no love lost between the exes, we saw what is hopefully the beginning of a blossoming romance between Brooke and Alex. I ship it. I ship it so hard.
Our patron saint Vanessa Sunshine blessed us with her glorious presence before sharing that she was pretty unimpressed with all the men on the island so far. It was a BIG mood.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:
Richie arrived to paradise and immediately Rachael and Cat are in there like swimwear.
Girls be like #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/o1LX2P9o6U
— Hannah Michelsen (@hannahmicheles1) April 10, 2019
Mood as hell: calling every man who explicitly dumped me “the one that got away” #BachelorinParadiseAU
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 10, 2019
Is Rachael Richie's Cass????#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/tXfkrBn3Uk
— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 10, 2019
THERE IS LITERALLY A MAN WHO COULD ALMOST PASS AS BRADLEY COOPER'S BROTHER AND THEY'RE CHOOSING RICHIE AND PADDY… WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE *runs screaming through the apartment* #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/BBnPFD8CAn
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) April 10, 2019
When the women go from fighting over Paddy to fighting over Richie #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YQM1F3AcOH
— Beca ? (@becasammut) April 10, 2019
We don’t even have time to catch our breath before our reigning queen Vanessa Sunshine arrived. She is forced to date Nathan, pray for her.
@oshergunsberg: ‘So tell me your thoughts on your Bachelor…’
Vanessa Sunshine: ‘Ugh. What a joke.’YASSSSSSSSSSS, THE QUEEN IS HERE!#BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/pwzuMJk4Bd
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) April 10, 2019
"You can be hot but if that's all you've got and that's all you're bringing to the table, like, good for you, you're hot.
I'm not willing to settle and compromise on less than what I know I deserve." – Vanessa Sunshine, 2019 ?? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jZ9KvEUxpb— Channel 10 (@Channel10AU) April 10, 2019
'do I even need a introduction people will already know who I am' Vanessa been here for a second and is OWNING it #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jessica (@Cupperzzz) April 10, 2019
okay so when Vanessa smells dudes’ shirts it’s for science but when I do it I’m “breaking Fitness First’s code of conduct”??? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 10, 2019
“I picked Nathan” #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1xbMoO8nd4
— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) April 10, 2019
This is how I picture Vanessa Sunshine meeting all the guys in Paradise #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ciZ7GxTu8T
— Beca ? (@becasammut) April 10, 2019
Surprise, bitch. Alex is back and she grabbed Richie to debrief about their relationship breakdown. It is intense.
Richie: HELLO FIJI!
Fiji: Please explain to all of your ex-girlfriends why you broke up, in detail and right now. #BachelorInParadise— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 10, 2019
Found this footage of our cameraman running to get the shot ?♂️ #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/m80bcGSjef
— Channel 10 (@Channel10AU) April 10, 2019
Alex – So I hung up the phone first
Richie – Nah I did! #BachelorInParadiseAU— sammiebe (@Sammiebe83) April 10, 2019
Nooooo – different versions of a shared history, sounds like our politicians #BachelorInParadiseAU
— sian gard (@siangard) April 10, 2019
#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/IZo0wPFmRF
— amy ♈︎ (@prydeskitty) April 10, 2019
Alex: I'm talking about one particular moment
Ritchie: I know exactly what moment your talking about
Me:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XyVANcQ23C— Nick Babadimas (@babny002) April 10, 2019
Rest of the cast currently like: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YqthQeUhF8
— Rachel Goldsmith (@racheldielle) April 10, 2019
This is some DARK shit tbh #BachelorInParadiseAU
— rachelle mackintosh (@MacksWellSmart) April 10, 2019
I am actually having heart palpations watching this.#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/7FIWjyW7tK
— mk ? (@awildmk) April 10, 2019
But who cares really ‘cos Brooke and Alex are crushing on each other.
ah yes, the bisexual saxophones #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Grace 'vido gams' Mahoney (@gracemahoney) April 10, 2019
I’M SO HERE FOR THE BISEXUAL REPRESENTATION THIS SEASON UNLIKE THE QUEERBAITING MESS OF LAST SEASON #BachelorInParadiseAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) April 10, 2019
megan’s one-sided crush on elora from last year’s season walked so alex and brooke’s mutual crush on each other from this year’s season could run #bachelorinparadiseau
— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@BlSEXUALPIPER) April 10, 2019
we stan alex nation talking about how brookes eyes are going to be the death of her #BachelorInParadiseAU
— burke ? (@van_egmonds) April 10, 2019
Paddy and Alisha go on a date and have their first pash. I’ve never been less invested in a couple on this show.
It’s day two and Paddy’s already pashed on with two different girls while Jimmy hasn’t been noticed by the girls. Trying to work out how the hell this is possible like:#BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/JtHpyPi2c5
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) April 10, 2019
Alisha & Paddy. No. Ew. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/PPNAAG9Mcq
— Jen (@Jenlagos) April 10, 2019
I'm glad Paddy and Alisha had fun but I think that was the exact point I was glad we were no longer doing the 'unedited' thing #BachelorInParadiseAU
— francesca kenneally (@del0reangray) April 10, 2019
Paddy don’t kid yourself, Alisha only took you on a date to secure herself a rose…right…RIGHT?! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/hkxkDTMBrq
— HarrysHighNote (@_HarrysHighNote) April 10, 2019
The rose ceremony is a shitshow that’s left on a confusing cliffhanger as Cat runs off into the darkness.
my movie suggestion for rachael #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/QGKdotUaBS
— steph (@sadieadlers) April 10, 2019
Richie: …. …. Cass
Rachael: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/CdggkrN8le— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) April 10, 2019
YESS RICHIE PICKED CASS #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bMsRqSjCn7
— alysha (@intosneedy) April 10, 2019
everyone: oh my god where’s cat going she’s running away
brittney: haha what’s happening #BachelorInParadiseAU— jess (@jess6hast) April 10, 2019
Cat is contractually obliged to make at least 1 big scene so she has to do it before she gets sent walking #BachelorInParadiseAU
— mattyjojo (@mattyjojojnr) April 10, 2019
Byeeeeeeee.