Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Mess Retold In Funny Tweets
On tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise was saw two lasses leave and two lads arrive to paradise, but our lives became a little less sunny with Vanessa Sunshine departing far too soon.
I may not even watch the rest of the series although I absolutely will because it’s my job. But I will be low-key hating every second and shaking my fist furiously at my editor.
Other than our queen being prematurely dethroned, the scene was set for Brooke and Alex to spend some time together but it was all wasted on men! Nathan and Bill to be precise! Boo! Hisss! Boo! But it wasn’t all bad, later on Paddy imploded at the thought that not all women are attracted to him and we all laughed at his expense. Lol. Such fun.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise in hilarious tweets:
Cat walked off and then our queen Vanessa Sunshine was left roseless. How. Dare. They.
‘Vanessa it’s time to say goodbye’ did she even say hello?!? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Ne5Mtl2pQR
— annelise // “the australian!!!!” 🌴🌴🌴 (@islandbreezeee) April 11, 2019
Vanessa has the kind of self confidence I only have when I’ve had 10 vodkas and I fucking LOVE it. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) April 11, 2019
I need Vanessa Sunshine to be next year's Bachelorette, purely so I can hear the phrase "Come and get your fucking rose or whatever" every week. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 11, 2019
On the upside, Brittney is staying.
Voting Nathan as Australian of the year for giving Party Brittney a rose #BachelorInParadiseAU
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 11, 2019
Brittney has the type of complete lack of awareness about the outside world I'm so jealous of #BachelorInParadiseAU
— sammiebe (@Sammiebe83) April 11, 2019
There is nothing so pure in a crisis, so consistent, and so utterly reliable, than Brittney being gloriously batshit. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 11, 2019
brittney be like #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/pPgZpQHURB
— karen 🐝 (@keepingitkaren) April 11, 2019
Alisha and Paddy break off their one day relationship. Sad!
This fight is BULA SHIT.
Sorry.#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 11, 2019
RIP Paddy and Alisha’s relationship, Wednesday – Thursday, 2019. #BachelorinParadiseAU
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 11, 2019
I’m spending a lot of time on Paddy’s side tonight… #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/tI5tBy0ssP
— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) April 11, 2019
Brooke and Nathan go on a double date with Alex and Bill.
Tonight’s date #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/99hSpjGHHp
— GRACE (@GraceGarde) April 11, 2019
Alex's life flashed before her eyes, which meant at some point she saw this again. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/TG75spLG7p
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 11, 2019
Brooke is considering Nathan over American Alex
Alex Nation is considering Bill over Jimmy
How much alcohol are these girls having per day on average ya reckon #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/N8JRGKEiIv
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) April 11, 2019
Davey and Alisha go on a date even though she prefers Jules.
Davey should just be contractually obligated to come on every season… #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 11, 2019
BACK OFF ALYSHA! #BachelorInParadiseAU twitter has shotgunned Jules for Britt.
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 11, 2019
Rachael is generally an angry and jealous mess.
I think Rachael is now upset that one of the cameramen that looked at her once by accident has now broken up with her #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Anthony Hayes (@5150hazy) April 11, 2019
Another guy who chose Alex Nation over Rachel- oh, that's gonna hurt #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MJif6WLeCb
— Steph Andrews (@sometimeseasame) April 11, 2019
Paddy cracks the shits because Brooke…has no interest in him. Yikes.
Ahh, there’s the Paddy I know and loathe #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) April 11, 2019
If we had a dollar for every “you up?” text Paddy has sent, we’d have enough money to turn this into survivor and get him voted off the island ASAP #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) April 11, 2019
Brooke’s got almost everyone in Paradise falling for her and I’m over here like: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/TaweRlkPKt
— Stephanie (@_shazell) April 11, 2019
Just going to leave this here…
More. Screentime. For Brittany. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/QA2yf9BrDm
— Amina🌙 (@AminaJansz) April 11, 2019