The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
Bula bitches! We have another episode of Bachelor In Paradise to talk about but not nearly enough rum in this long island ice tea I’m strategically sipping between sobs.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. We are up to the point in the series when solid couples are starting to form so ol’ mate Osher is brought in to mess shit up. In tonight’s episode the couples were split for a challenge with the winners being rewarded with umm…water sports and cheese?
Blake Garvey’s castoff Zoe arrived to the excitement of, well… Ivan. In unrelated news Ivan is now dead to us. About as dead as my love life. Anyway enough about me, let’s go through the best tweets!
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
Shannon tells Osher she is actually considering leaving paradise for…Davey. Oh god hunni, no.
OH MY GOD SHANNON, DAVEY WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR ROSE YOU IDIOT PERSON #BACHELORINPARADISEAU
— zaynmalik1D (@tavbruh) April 17, 2019
Shannon! He ain't no king ding-a-ling!
Forget him girl! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/DIqwEwcslr— Cyrell Reacts (@Cyrell_Reacts) April 17, 2019
Shannon trying to bring Davey back #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bOoFjZx3L4
— Loz (@Loz30237752) April 17, 2019
Kinda want to tell Osher all my secrets.
I STOLE A MARS BAR WHEN I WAS NINE, OSHER. PLEASE HOLD ME.#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Andy Thompson (@SweatyJester) April 17, 2019
New girl Zoe arrives and struggles to find someone to date.
zoe coming in wanting to flirt and no guys taking her up on it is basically my love life summed up nicely #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Geeta Sharma (@bored_ignored) April 17, 2019
Zoe trying to find a spark in #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/dzwHJUg8hO
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 17, 2019
Nathan went in on Brooke asking her to admit her true feelings.
Nathan: “I feel like I’m actually what you want.”
Brooke: is silent whilst we hear the sound of actual crickets. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) April 17, 2019
The biggest mood #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/1xC80g3kVi
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) April 17, 2019
Brooke trying to outrun all her prospective partners #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/8BFEPc9XYu
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) April 17, 2019
Brittney prepared a sexy dance for Ivan but then he totally went after Zoe. HOW DARE HE.
Brittney is a national treasure and I WON'T HEAR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT #bachelorinparadiseau
— Bro-ren (@Lorenishie) April 17, 2019
Brittney not getting to do her dance because Ivan is tuning Zoe is the kind of tragedy Shakespeare would write about if he was still around #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 17, 2019
I will be very angry if Brittneys heart is broken. She is sunshine. She is conga. She deserves love. #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Sonzerely Yours (@Sonzerely_Yours) April 17, 2019
I’m not worried about Ivan and Brittney.. the couple in Step Up always have a fight before realising they’re in love. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) April 17, 2019
Zoe decides to take Conner on a date and it turns super awkward.
Why are all the dates sporty? I’d rather die alone. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lu ? ? ? (@lureveuw) April 17, 2019
Zoe talking to American Connor like: #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/Y3BH6Wq29A
— Cyrell Reacts (@Cyrell_Reacts) April 17, 2019
The end of Zoe and Connor's date was literally this gif:#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/vyKcC0vtV9
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 17, 2019
Rachael sets up a secret date for Richie which is a surprise to everyone, including Richie.
Rachel: "I think Ritchie is still into me!"
Brittney: "lol no"#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/cQGJ4OM6oW
— Kristin ? (@cynicghoul) April 17, 2019
Rachael!! IT IS OVER. Yes he was “your bachelor” AND HE SENT YOU THE FUCK HOME #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/0tlJIWlP3u
— Beca ? (@becasammut) April 17, 2019
just in case you weren’t already told: richie was rachael’s bachelor even though he chose alex djsjdjsjdj #bachelorinparadiseau
— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@BlSEXUALPIPER) April 17, 2019
*Richie spends time with Cass, gives her a rose, and doesn't give Rachel attention or a rose*
Rachel: there's just no signs that he's into her and not into me, I just don't get it#BachelorInParadiseAU— mikayla (@mikaylasokay) April 17, 2019
A girl can dream…
How does this show actually end? Is there a prize? ….. is it American Alex’s abs? ? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kate (@KikkiTee) April 17, 2019