The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’

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Bula bitches! We have another episode of Bachelor In Paradise to talk about but not nearly enough rum in this long island ice tea I’m strategically sipping between sobs.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. We are up to the point in the series when solid couples are starting to form so ol’ mate Osher is brought in to mess shit up. In tonight’s episode the couples were split for a challenge with the winners being rewarded with umm…water sports and cheese?

Blake Garvey’s castoff Zoe arrived to the excitement of, well… Ivan. In unrelated news Ivan is now dead to us. About as dead as my love life. Anyway enough about me, let’s go through the best tweets!

Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:

Shannon tells Osher she is actually considering leaving paradise for…Davey. Oh god hunni, no.

New girl Zoe arrives and struggles to find someone to date.

Nathan went in on Brooke asking her to admit her true feelings.

Brittney prepared a sexy dance for Ivan but then he totally went after Zoe. HOW DARE HE.

Zoe decides to take Conner on a date and it turns super awkward.

Rachael sets up a secret date for Richie which is a surprise to everyone, including Richie.

A girl can dream…