The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Loose AF ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
Ahoy, fam! We’re into week three of Bachelor In Paradise and it’s full steam ahead.
The drama that imploded between Alex, Bill and Florence last week continued to bubble but just when it was about to kick off, the Bachy producers decided to whisk Alex and Bill off on a solo date. This IS NOT what we came for.
Instead we were served with a strange American woman called Caroline who upon hearing that Richie once shat himself, decided that he was her guy. This left Cassie’s heart almost as broken as Alisha’s after Jules said he couldn’t commit to her until he says more than three words to Tenille.
What a mess! Roll the tweets!
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
Shit hit the fan as Bill tried to expose Florence but ended up just looking like a snake.
Me watching all these accusations flying around like: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/B7IwTxlmep
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) April 23, 2019
Can’t believe it has taken less than five minutes of this episode to comprehensively prove Bill is a gaslighting maniac. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/iQa2spRBum
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) April 23, 2019
Every piece of drama on the island involves Bill and people are still scratching their heads wondering who's behind it all…? #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/6LMZY133cf
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 23, 2019
Do you ever sit and think and realise that Alex actually dropped Brooke for this human trash bag? Same #bachelorinparadiseau
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) April 23, 2019
He and Alex reached breaking point and then were (conveniently) sent away on a date.
BILL: I’m going to talk to her.
NATHAN: Yes, you must talk to her. Soothe her restless mind with sweet words. Use all the poetry in your soul to….
BILL (splashing towards ALEX in water): Where’s ya head at?#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) April 23, 2019
Alex: "I want to leave and not spend another minute near Bill"
Bachie producers:#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/RzzjiXsCuH— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 23, 2019
Alex Nation: “I don’t want the date card, I’m not taking it, no I’m leaving I don’t want it”
Alex Nation two seconds later:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1QEFlOuI1T
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) April 23, 2019
U.S Bachy contestant Caroline rocked up and chose Richie to take on a date. Cass is obviously filthy.
Caroline: I hope I meet someone like Chris Hemsworth.
Me: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/8SPhJVGhS0
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) April 23, 2019
Caroline: What's your most embarrassing moment?
Richie: Uhhhh#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/nW3lTWKJNW
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) April 23, 2019
Ritchie flirting: “I shat all over myself”
American chick: “that’s so hot, go on a date with me”
Everyone in Australia: pic.twitter.com/Au8Fr66hkg— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) April 23, 2019
Is anyone else as obsessed with Cass as me? If I had a son, I would basically force him to marry her. She’s the cutest 🥰 #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/JRMAQPUVRu
— Ellen (@Ellz88) April 23, 2019
We all cringed hard as Ivan became more obsessed with Tenille.
Tenille: I want to see other people too. You get that right?
Ivan: I've bought a joint burial plot for us. #BachelorInParadiseAU— Peter Johnson (@P_Johnson9) April 23, 2019
Ivan is reminding me of someone……. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/xevPMbTsPR
— f a d z ✨ (@sarcasticfadz) April 23, 2019
It looks like Jules and Alisha are donezo as Jules has decided he’s into Tenille… err, as well.
Ivan: I shall be this evening's douchebag.
Jules: Hold my beer. #bachelorinparadiseau— Clio GF (@ClioGf) April 23, 2019
God back when I thought I was straight a guy said “Of course I’d rather date a supermodel but you’ll do” and Jules is just EMBODYING that mentality. #bachelorInParadiseAU
— Lu 🌈 🥃 🍕 (@lureveuw) April 23, 2019
"I'm having a hard time choosing between a girl who is interested in me and another girl who is really hot. No the second one has not shown any interest. I am in turmoil" #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Batch Bitch Podcast 🌴 (@batchbitchpod) April 23, 2019
Tbh, all viewers can think about is how TF American Alex is still single.
WHY ARE THE WOMEN WASTING THEIR TIME ON IVAN AND BILL WHEN AMERICAN ALEX IS STILL THERE DOING SQUAT THRUSTS?! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) April 23, 2019
The collective lack of interest in American Alex is destined to be one of life’s great mysteries, like who killed JFK and does the Loch Ness Monster exist. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) April 23, 2019