The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Messy ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
Not going to lie fam, tonight’s episode was a bit of a frustrating watch. This season of Bachelor In Paradise is proving to be bloody annoying viewing, and it’s largely to do with the men on the show.
Firstly, Nathan taking Shannon on a date instead of Tenille is just baffling. The chance for actual connections to be developed are being blocked with this ‘bros before hoes’ mentality. Secondly, Ivan is proving to be scary-as-shit and he needs to go. Like yesterday.
Thirdly, just when Alisha had the chance to kick Jules to the curb, she gave him her damn rose. Ugh. I just can’t.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:
Jules decided that he and Tenille are going to be a couple. Ivan got mad and danced through the pain.
Jules: "and I'm confident Ivan will understand"
Narrator: Ivan certainly didn't fucking understand#BachelorinParadiseAU
— Nat (@bishcheese) April 24, 2019
Ivan rage dancing is SOMETHING ELSE. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Ywz0lfHsk2
— Rachel (@MisssRachii) April 24, 2019
Jules broke Alisha’s heart only to find out Tenille has no interest in him. Shocker.
Swill him Alysha. Just chuck your corona in his face. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 24, 2019
Also, the hilarity of Tennille putting Jules in the friend zone is so great.
#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lQbyHCigTJ
— Nattie Frankenstein (@NatFrankenstein) April 24, 2019
Ivan: Tenille is my girlfriend
Jules: I am ready to commit to Tenille without even knowing her
Tenille: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/yynZGlZ91z— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 24, 2019
Tenille: at least Jules has still got Alisha. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/8Mu8ECFHxv
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) April 24, 2019
Nathan got a date card and after Ivan intimidated him, he randomly chose Shannon.
Cass is all of us when we witness our friend make a dumb life choice #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/U9qTUcGXfL
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 24, 2019
Nathan: *stoked to have a date card*
Tenille: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/hDJ0c5aI5e— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) April 24, 2019
i’d be climbing up a tree to escape too Nathan! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) April 24, 2019
Two new men arrived and we don’t really remember either. But American Alex is still there and that’s what matters.
florence: I just want to meet a guy
mack: I’m right here
florence: no, not you#BachelorInParadiseAU
— karen ? (@keepingitkaren) April 24, 2019
Me watching American Alex exercise. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/dpnyzdGjLu
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) April 24, 2019
Ivan lost his shit when Jules took Tenille off to talk.
Can Osher go into protective dad mode and throw hands with Ivan #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ? JAC ?? (@ladyjac_) April 24, 2019
Ivan: “I’m going to bed”
It’s pronounced BIN, Ivan, you rubbish human. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) April 24, 2019
Um.
I’d rather throw my own shit into a ceiling fan than watch Ivan dance again. Cringe. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/dgHLQPZv3J— maddie mczaddy (@thathockinggirl) April 24, 2019
*Ivan and Jules fighting over Tenille*
Tenille: ‘Yeah so I think I’m in to Nathan…’#BachelorinParadiseAU
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) April 24, 2019
At the rose ceremony, Jules (somehow?!) won Alisha back.
Alisha: “We’re literally at rose ceremony time right now”. This bitch is DEDICATED TO HER NARRATOR ROLE YES ALISHA GET THAT JOB ??? #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Ellen (@Ellz88) April 24, 2019
Jules telling Alisha she is the highlight of his life on rose ceremony night.
Australia:#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/pXOM8v9XpM
— ★S a m a n t h a★S t r a n g e (@MidnightsDarlin) April 24, 2019
Osher: okay let's begin the rose ceremony.
Jules: ahem. If I may. I would like to request one last moment to beg.#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Angus Baillie (@angusVEVO) April 24, 2019
Jules #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/eIzSi4LZZ1
— Jase Wilson ❌er (@jasonwilson76) April 24, 2019
What I’ve learnt from #BachelorInParadiseAU is that straight people have such fucking low standards
— Rob (@macdorober) April 24, 2019
Seriously, what the fuck is this show.
I CANT BELIEVE IS THE ONLY MAN LEFT ON THE ISLAND I DONT FUCKING HATE IS RICHIE
!!!! RICHIE !!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Katie K (@_katiekendall_) April 24, 2019