The Best Tweets From The Premiere Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
It feels like only yesterday we were writing about petty overhyped drama but guess what kids, reality TV never sleeps. That’s right. The second season of Bachelor In Paradise just conga-lined back into our lives.
Tonight we met the first batch of Bachy castaways but most importantly Brooke totally exposed Nick Cummins for secretly telling her that he, The Bachelor, was not going to pick anyone in the finale. Weird flex but ok.
The premiere also saw a petty argument between Paddy (who?) and Bill but not over Ali this time and not even about Bill’s ex he met at the dog park. It was lame. The ep wrapped up with Richie arriving and our bodies are not even ready for his ex Alex to gatecrash the party.
Let’s get into the best tweets from the Bachelor In Paradise premiere!
Our BIP contestants arrive on the island and Brooke spilt that the Honey Badger did contact her after The Bachelor finished last year.
Is anyone really shocked Badge tried to chase down Brooke later? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Rachel (@MisssRachii) April 9, 2019
Brooke seems as emotionally scarred from Honey Badger season as the rest of us #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) April 9, 2019
Brooke continues to be pure sunshine and yes I am mostly watching to make sure she finds love because HONEY DESERVES IT. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Alex Anastassiou (@alexanasta_) April 9, 2019
Paddy is on this show, errr… great.
After watching Mike on MAFS I feel like Paddy is a feminist icon #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Batch Bitch Podcast ? (@batchbitchpod) April 9, 2019
Two of the girls so far have looked forward to meeting Paddy. Two. Paddy. Two girls with functioning eyes, ears, and vaginas. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 9, 2019
JAMES! JAMES IS BACK! JAMES!!!
I am not exaggerating when I say that I would die for Jimmy #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Gracie (@gconnell_) April 9, 2019
Personally attacked James and Apollo were in separate seasons #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) April 9, 2019
Brittney is back and, woah, she’s still a lot to digest.
It's what we deserve #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5mOhoevIox
— Batch Bitch Podcast ? (@batchbitchpod) April 9, 2019
Yay batshit Brittany! So glad she gets a second chance at entertaining us with her inability to read the room! I mean love! A second chance at love! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) April 9, 2019
Sleep paralysis but it’s just Brittney dancing at the end of your bed #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Blake Dillon (@BlakeDilllon) April 9, 2019
Brooke revealed to the girls that Nick told her he wasn’t picking any of the women in the 2018 season finale.
Personally, I am thrilled we may never talk about Nick Cummins again #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4AqzxqctA3
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 9, 2019
The honeybadger right now #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/AKbjGA3bEJ
— Kris (@aminutewithkris) April 9, 2019
Shannon chose Paddy over James to go on the first solo date and we were all dumbfounded. Oh well, the date sucked.
Shannon, having Jimmy but picking Paddy is like having a kelpie but taking a used tissue for a walk. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 9, 2019
Places that Shannon could have gone if all she wanted to do was meet a guy like Paddy:
1. Australian Open cheap seats
2. A 24 hour Kmart on a hot night
3. Literally actually fucking anywhere that isn't Fiji #BachelorInParadiseAU— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) April 9, 2019
One of the biggest upsets tonight:
Paddy getting the first date and then pash. Don’t know if I signed up for this. #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/PgA3wGbqlj— Kris (@aminutewithkris) April 9, 2019
Some petty drama was stirred up between Bill and Paddy. Why? No one cares.
"Nah, you shut up, like dead set" is something someone just said on this show that we're watching. Let's take a good hard look at ourselves. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 9, 2019
I just feel like men don't cope in this sort of high pressure situation. It's just biology. That's how it goes, right? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Camille G (@Cami181) April 9, 2019
Actual footage of Paddy and Bill fighting #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/KZOsyt1LER
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) April 9, 2019
Richie waited until the last minute to show his face.
ritchie, it may shock you, but australia kind of doesn't care about the "grubby" details of your relationship with alex
we just want to turn it into memes #BachelorInParadiseAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) April 9, 2019
"The circumstances were pretty grubby" – Ya I bet #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Amk8VvXOo6
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 9, 2019
We are ready for our queen to arrive…
The only reason I'm watching #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/C7Mq9STmgw
— Kirsty (@imhellakirsty) April 9, 2019