Tonight’s Emotional ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise left me doing a double-take, as it felt like we were watching an episode of Married at First Sight from earlier this year. Ah, January 2020. Simpler times.
Osher recruited a “human lie detector”, aka body language expert Steven Van Aperen, who questioned all of the couples and analysed their responses to see if they were telling the truth. Couples like Alisha and Greg (of course) were deemed honest, while Steve absolutely savaged Kiki and Ciarran. “From what I saw it was more staged than genuine, but who knows it may be an arrangement for a future Instagram family,” Steve said.
THE SHADE OF IT ALL.
The most thrilling part of the whole episode revolved around Renee and a ring she brought to give Ciarran. After everything she’s gone through in paradise with her ex, she finally decided to move on and she and Alisha literally threw the ring into the ocean. This show might have its flaws, but the female friendships it has helped form give me actual life.
While tonight’s episode was action-packed, there was plenty more action going down on Twitter.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
Osher arrives to inform everyone that no more intruders are coming to paradise and Keira is less than thrilled. She immediately decides to leave and Alex goes with her.
How much would Alex regret not picking Keely right now #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/6c33u6HuGZ
— K (@kj___x) August 4, 2020
Keira: I feel so bad for Alex, I’m leaving paradise.
Alex: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/T0f0wSX5TA
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) August 4, 2020
Don't worry, there are some short girls out there that'll appreciate you (I am the short girl out there that will appreciate you) #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 4, 2020
Osher leaves the couples with some relationship-building exercises to complete and while Alisha and Greg thrive, Kiki and Ciarran struggle working together.
#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XlGCFLRYGc
— gabby (@gabbysgap) August 4, 2020
Glenn and Alisha are literally just building a raft so tell me WHY THEY’RE BEING SO CUTE #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/DUKSOVZtcr
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 4, 2020
stephen, the lie detector, looking at how incompatible most of these couples are #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lAYiHxU0Dn
— lauryn (@fIeetswoodmac) August 4, 2020
Steve is basically your best friend, the random drunk girl in the bathroom and therapist rolled into one. Where can I get a Steve? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Whitney (@whitwhitlives) August 4, 2020
Osher introduces “human lie detector” Steve and he grills the couples. Alisha admits feelings of insecurity over Greg.
Aliesha knowing her and Glenn got this challenge in the bag is a total mood #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/PKBm2YgVHU
— Robbie (@robyn56436920) August 4, 2020
GOD ALISHA IS GENUINELY THE CUTEST HUMAN BEING EVER AND I LOVE SEEING HER HAPPY #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Sy0SoxW3nh
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 4, 2020
Alisha better not get her heart broken again or i’ll rage #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/aFTN7sWxcw
— Breanna (@familiarlove) August 4, 2020
As Renee and Matt prepare to meet Steve, Alisha reveals she found out Renee brought a ring to paradise to give Ciarran.
Alisha ‘coming across’ that ring… #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/241k3Hdmwt
— Bridget Scott (@bridgetannscott) August 4, 2020
Renee and her ring for Ciarran #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ViPbx35NgI
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 4, 2020
Ciarran’s time with Steve is awkward with him getting super defensive over his history with Renee and his intentions in paradise. Things got worse when Kiki joined him and Steve questioned whether they were an authentic couple.
Ciarran doesn’t even know the meaning of the word monogamous #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/sWsf2rMjmq
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) August 4, 2020
omg ciarran is about to get exposed #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/TVmtxHancx
— lauryn (@fIeetswoodmac) August 4, 2020
The joy of realising Ciarran is fucked #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/NW5VTPIVdj
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 4, 2020
me after tonight when people shrug their shoulders #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/s0LFaBr5ar
— lofi (@couldadidnt) August 4, 2020
Frustrated over their talk, Ciarran grabs Renee for a chat. Afterwards, Renee is inconsolable and as Alisha comforts her, they agree to throw the ring into the sea.
Why does Ciarran walk like this #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/LtbnCqVFfL
— Kate Sheahan (@KateSheahan) August 4, 2020
Wait so Cass designed the ring??? And then went after him??? A week after they broke up??? #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/MxtjmntRfx
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 4, 2020
THESE WOMEN THROWING A RING IN THE OCEAN IS THE FEMINIST SISTERHOOD ENERGY I NEED IN MY LIFE #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Get Ur Mask On (@IraSnave) August 4, 2020
The hotel staff as soon as the cameras stop rolling #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/UunUmfk4JE
— Katie (@Carlando4eva) August 4, 2020
Osher announces a final rose ceremony, with the couples deciding whether they want to stay for the commitment ceremony. Kiki questions Ciarran over the ring and why he didn’t tell her. Oh boy.
Kiki: "How did you know about the ring?"
Ciarran: "Using my powers of deduction, I saw Renee was wearing a ring that was too big for her and because I'm the only man in everyone's life – I knew it was for me"
Kiki:
#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/sSXF4VMswd
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 4, 2020
Kiki: I don’t trust him anymore!
Everyone: pic.twitter.com/hTkNg7mXiQ
— Andy (@ThatGeekAndy) August 4, 2020
Ooft. That episode was damn good.
every single one of us watching this batshit episode play out #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/vrLkXVcu6u
— Katie K (@katiekendalls_) August 4, 2020