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The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’

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We’re back for more Bachelor In Paradise and is it just me or did that episode last approx 142 hours?

It was an absolute marathon, as we were introduced to three intruders and no one had a clue who they were. Osher calls them the “Cleanskins” and we will just call them three scoops of the most vanilla ice cream imaginable. The new arrivals — Conor, Tim (spelt correctly?!) and Chris — seem nice enough but it’s a wasted opportunity not to bring back more Bachy faves, or at least some international contestants. Was Canadian Daniel busy? Did someone text American Alex?

Speaking of faves, Alisha made her grand BIP return in time to begin an adorable romance with Glenn. This just in: I LOVE GLENN!! I didn’t think I could become this invested in someone who I didn’t remember existing a week ago. Paradise moves fast! As do the tweets dropping throughout tonight’s episode.

Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:

After starting most of last night’s drama, Timm threatens to leave paradise. Jamie decides he’s leaving after he mistakenly thinks Timm has left already — when he was actually in another room with Britt.

No one leaves, but there is a new arrival in last season’s Alisha and she immediately sets her sights on Glenn.

But before she can settle in, Alisha is whisked away to meet three strange men labelled the “Cleanskins”. However, all Alisha can think about is Glenn. The feelings are mutual, as back at the villa Glenn dumps Helena so that he is single for Alisha.

More importantly, where is Niranga at??

We have another arrival, as another past Bachy contestant Alex swims up to shore. Renee is drawn to him before she realises he’s besties with Ciarran.

Brittney get chosen by Conor for a date but is too sick to go, so Glenn seizes the chance to take Alisha on their first date. They get oiled up, pash, and it’s cute as shit.

It’s rose ceremony time! Jake ends up offering himself as sacrifice after he decides that he wants to try and get back with his ex Megan, while some other random Tim is also left roseless. We hardly knew thee.

Ooft, that episode has aged me.