The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
We’re back for more Bachelor In Paradise and is it just me or did that episode last approx 142 hours?
It was an absolute marathon, as we were introduced to three intruders and no one had a clue who they were. Osher calls them the “Cleanskins” and we will just call them three scoops of the most vanilla ice cream imaginable. The new arrivals — Conor, Tim (spelt correctly?!) and Chris — seem nice enough but it’s a wasted opportunity not to bring back more Bachy faves, or at least some international contestants. Was Canadian Daniel busy? Did someone text American Alex?
Speaking of faves, Alisha made her grand BIP return in time to begin an adorable romance with Glenn. This just in: I LOVE GLENN!! I didn’t think I could become this invested in someone who I didn’t remember existing a week ago. Paradise moves fast! As do the tweets dropping throughout tonight’s episode.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:
After starting most of last night’s drama, Timm threatens to leave paradise. Jamie decides he’s leaving after he mistakenly thinks Timm has left already — when he was actually in another room with Britt.
Jamie sobbing at Timm is the best scene in Bachelor history. I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kimberley (@kimlorkil) July 22, 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as Jamie loves Timm. Is that so much to ask? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) July 22, 2020
Timm and Jamie’s break-up is still a better love story than Twilight #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) July 22, 2020
Me, when I eat a whole bag of Doritos by myself #BachelorInParadiseAu pic.twitter.com/vb5LKZoWWi
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) July 22, 2020
No one leaves, but there is a new arrival in last season’s Alisha and she immediately sets her sights on Glenn.
Alisha is a National Treasure and I will not be taking questions at this time. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) July 22, 2020
Alisha do you actually like him, or is he just tall?#BachelorInParadiseAU
— reroy (@okreroy) July 22, 2020
But before she can settle in, Alisha is whisked away to meet three strange men labelled the “Cleanskins”. However, all Alisha can think about is Glenn. The feelings are mutual, as back at the villa Glenn dumps Helena so that he is single for Alisha.
Incredible that #BachelorInParadiseAU raised three men in captivity specifically for Alisha’s date!!! Commitment to the craft guys ?
— Alex Anastassiou (@alexanasta_) July 22, 2020
Can we not make ‘cleanskins’ a thing? K thx #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/SiqZWiyuBO
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) July 22, 2020
That is not three men, that is all the same man. That is a babushka doll of men. #bachelorinparadiseau
— Maeve Marsden (@maevemarsden) July 22, 2020
We’re really going with the name Cleanskins?? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lKx6gNbkTt
— Carla Viz (@thecarlaviz) July 22, 2020
I assume Alisha is on a date right now with three of these guys #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/KTVNlymbqo
— Niccy T (@NicReality) July 22, 2020
More importantly, where is Niranga at??
me during niranga's 2.5 seconds of screentime #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/NC0DlcDDVz
— lauryn (@laurynstweets) July 22, 2020
I can see a romantic future with Niranga's arms #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ILEMQIwPfN
— Kate (@KikkiTee) July 22, 2020
If Niranga doesn’t receive a rose, we riot #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XF15irbvgq
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 22, 2020
We have another arrival, as another past Bachy contestant Alex swims up to shore. Renee is drawn to him before she realises he’s besties with Ciarran.
I have no idea who you are, but as always, I am here for an elaborate entrance.#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/1ipM3GbgSI
— Jessica Riley (@jesrily) July 22, 2020
“Sorry Alex, we couldn’t afford your flights so you’ll have to swim to Paradise.” – the BIP producers, probably. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Alex ✨ (@alex_b007) July 22, 2020
Brittney get chosen by Conor for a date but is too sick to go, so Glenn seizes the chance to take Alisha on their first date. They get oiled up, pash, and it’s cute as shit.
SHE FINALLY GOT A SINGLE DATE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG I WAS SO HAPPY FOR HER THE WORLD IS SO CRUEL #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/acUeBKI7Tl
— lauryn (@laurynstweets) July 22, 2020
Me readying myself to be wholly invested in the Alicia and Glen/Greg Love Story#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jCYKy0wLX1
— shiesty (@bishcheese) July 22, 2020
I want more sunscreen on my human burrito #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/O4OL1fXIQw
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) July 22, 2020
Glenn is a straight man in his 30s who can clearly express how he's feeling, I…. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YXDVQYKwZf
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 22, 2020
It’s rose ceremony time! Jake ends up offering himself as sacrifice after he decides that he wants to try and get back with his ex Megan, while some other random Tim is also left roseless. We hardly knew thee.
Bye Jake #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/BNQv0fq6o6
— rhiannon billie (@badgalrhireads) July 22, 2020
Me off to check Megan and Jake's Instas#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/F1bGxZcuUb
— shiesty (@bishcheese) July 22, 2020
Ooft, that episode has aged me.
Is anyone else struggling to comprehend that Jamie and Timm threatening to leave was earlier THIS SAME EPISODE of #BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/aCv2YJuK6J
— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) July 22, 2020