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Tonight’s “Cyclone Keira” Edition Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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There’s a storm a-comin’ and its name is Cyclone Keira. That’s right, Bachy legend Keira Maguire blew into Bachelor In Paradise and she did not come to make friends.

Upon her arrival, Keira was sent on some strange blind dates with all of the Bachy boys. With a barrier between Keira and the Bachelor,  Osher asked them probing questions in order to help Keira choose which guy to pick, which is basically my idea of a perfect date. I wonder if Osher is available for private bookings.

Despite having her pick of the bunch, she chose a Cleanskin (Conor? Maybe? Who knows?) for a date, which involved Keira trying to find an excuse to get into her bikini. Girl, you’re in Fiji. You don’t need an excuse.

As always, a lot of tonight’s drama came courtesy of Ciarran, who spent the night in his ex’s Renee’s bed and looks set to drop Jess for new intruder Kiki. Phew! That boy has been BUSY. It’s enough to make me want to take a nap.

Like every instalment of BIP, the tweets were almost as entertaining as the episode.

Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold via hilarious tweets:

Keira burst into paradise and goes on a bunch of blind dates with the fellas trying to impress her.

Out of all the men, she chooses Conor for her first date.

Jamie is more excited to see Keira than anyone else. Then in a massive foot in mouth moment, he actually tells Brittney that if things don’t work out with Keira, he will coming running back to her.

At tonight’s Bula Banquet, Keira and Alisha argued after previously exchanging some tense DMs on Instagram. At the banquet, Timm stirs the pot by telling Keira that Alisha was talking about her and it all ends in Keira yelling at Alisha across the table.

Glenn comes to Alisha’s defence and hose me down because it was incredibly hot.

Brittney confronts Jamie and err…asks if he would have sex with her. We simply must stan.

While Jess is away, Ciarran gets his flirt on with Keira. However, Ciarran ends up sleeping in Renee’s bed. Just as Ciarran tells Jess what happened, another of his ex hookups, Kiki, walks into paradise.

We have three more episodes this week. That’s three more chances to actually see Niranga featured in an episode.