Tonight’s “Cyclone Keira” Edition Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
There’s a storm a-comin’ and its name is Cyclone Keira. That’s right, Bachy legend Keira Maguire blew into Bachelor In Paradise and she did not come to make friends.
Upon her arrival, Keira was sent on some strange blind dates with all of the Bachy boys. With a barrier between Keira and the Bachelor, Osher asked them probing questions in order to help Keira choose which guy to pick, which is basically my idea of a perfect date. I wonder if Osher is available for private bookings.
Despite having her pick of the bunch, she chose a Cleanskin (Conor? Maybe? Who knows?) for a date, which involved Keira trying to find an excuse to get into her bikini. Girl, you’re in Fiji. You don’t need an excuse.
As always, a lot of tonight’s drama came courtesy of Ciarran, who spent the night in his ex’s Renee’s bed and looks set to drop Jess for new intruder Kiki. Phew! That boy has been BUSY. It’s enough to make me want to take a nap.
Like every instalment of BIP, the tweets were almost as entertaining as the episode.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold via hilarious tweets:
Keira burst into paradise and goes on a bunch of blind dates with the fellas trying to impress her.
“What is your ideal date?” #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/qM9jTINB5B
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) July 26, 2020
God if this is exemplary of the male dating pool in Australia…I’m so sorry to all you single peeps…Jesus #bachelorinparadiseau
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) July 26, 2020
Jamie "I don't have any embarrassing moments"
The rest of Australia: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/9QPscBdKXV— Alexandra Evanson (@AEvanson_90) July 26, 2020
Out of all the men, she chooses Conor for her first date.
if I see the term “cleanskin” one more time… #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/V8oAudHbkA
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) July 26, 2020
"you look great babe don't worry"#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/K2CtdbTfsu
— Jessica Riley (@jesrily) July 26, 2020
Kiera: “Why am I here if he doesn’t have a blue tick on instagram?” #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Emily Tresidder (@EmilyTresidder) July 26, 2020
Jamie is more excited to see Keira than anyone else. Then in a massive foot in mouth moment, he actually tells Brittney that if things don’t work out with Keira, he will coming running back to her.
Jamie’s brain processing this information #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Vi9ZzQMDj0
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) July 26, 2020
Jamie everytime he opens his mouth #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/x8MDm8ptZQ
— Tas Mavridis* (@TasMavridis) July 26, 2020
fucking tell him Brittney #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1TZvXufjbG
— alexis meagan (@alexismeagan713) July 26, 2020
At tonight’s Bula Banquet, Keira and Alisha argued after previously exchanging some tense DMs on Instagram. At the banquet, Timm stirs the pot by telling Keira that Alisha was talking about her and it all ends in Keira yelling at Alisha across the table.
This is how I feel about Kiera being so rude to Alisha at this Bula Banquet right now.
She's so arrogant. Who does she think she is?#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4LIaoiwyjv
— ???? ???? (@AdamRida) July 26, 2020
Keira about everyone here #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/3QXomGZVTP
— Monica Rogers (@monicakrogers) July 26, 2020
Keira to Alisha right now #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/GxMrDLGaKM
— Shades of Deadly (@jkyboitheweapon) July 26, 2020
Timm every banquet when he stirs the pot #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ABYoerhItY
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) July 26, 2020
Conner right now #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Ag81fHolq0
— Jayden Scott (@JaydenScottPaul) July 26, 2020
connor’s face when he saw keira’s true colours #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1SGLBPOJOu
— charlotte borland ? (@charborland__) July 26, 2020
Glenn comes to Alisha’s defence and hose me down because it was incredibly hot.
I never thought I would be frothing over Glenn because I had no idea who he was 2 weeks ago but here we are#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/cd0u3tTDF7
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) July 26, 2020
someone check on angie rn imagine giving ciarran and carlin so much time when you have GLENN in the mix smh #BachelorInParadiseAU
— liv (@ssslmp) July 26, 2020
brb i have to go and google where i can find myself a Glenn #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/THgnUlsU73
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 26, 2020
Me any time Glenn and Alisha look at each other #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/oNLkpO1L7n
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 26, 2020
Brittney confronts Jamie and err…asks if he would have sex with her. We simply must stan.
Brittney asking the important questions #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5znPF80Myn
— Myah Lacey (@myahlacey) July 26, 2020
Brittney has taken up the mantle of horniest person on #BachelorInParadiseAU and I am here for her energy
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 26, 2020
“You’re not gonna sleep with timm are you” Jamie: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Q33PEj0fnz
— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) July 26, 2020
While Jess is away, Ciarran gets his flirt on with Keira. However, Ciarran ends up sleeping in Renee’s bed. Just as Ciarran tells Jess what happened, another of his ex hookups, Kiki, walks into paradise.
Ciarran and Kiera if they coupled up #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/buV4BuOVDl
— Emily Tresidder (@EmilyTresidder) July 26, 2020
#BachelorInParadiseAU is turning into Ciarrans own personal Ex on the Beach series pic.twitter.com/r835i55jjg
— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) July 26, 2020
We have three more episodes this week. That’s three more chances to actually see Niranga featured in an episode.
Four nights of #BachelorInParadiseAU this week, which means four nights of this guy not getting the airtime he deserves pic.twitter.com/7hDTATKpkT
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 26, 2020