LMAO: The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
What do we want? More Bachelor In Paradise drama! When do we want it? Approx 7:30pm almost every damn day this week. Honestly, I’m exhausted and we still have tomorrow night’s trashfire to come.
Tonight was all about intruders, as three familiar (and not so familiar) faces rocked up to paradise. First we welcomed Jackson (aka pie-man), then Matt (aka BMX Bachy) and finally ummm, someone who calls themselves Scot. With the women having the power for the next rose ceremony, they have a buffet of boys to choose from and I’m seriously worried about BIP’s unofficial king, Niranga. After being savagely rejected by Cass, our boi is in trouble.
Until then, we are praying for Niranga and reading all these damn good tweets.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
We have a new intruder in pie-man Jackson and both Cass and Brittney are craving a slice.
Yes. Here for Litney and Jackson. They’re both the purest and deserve love and happiness #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/NtIfSv9Atc
— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) July 28, 2020
Okay but Jackson’s eyes are something else #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MUFY6psHTy
— Nathalie Jerez (@barrio_bruja) July 28, 2020
NO CASS STAY AWAY FROM PIE MAN! LET LITTNEY HAVE HIM #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/mFhjgzMtSY
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 28, 2020
Brittney pulls Jackson for a chat, which means Jamie starts to panic and tries to set up Cass and Jackson.
Jamie when he saw Jackson vs when he realised Brittney could be interested #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XUxGvPiszO
— charlotte 💫 (@charborland__) July 28, 2020
Jamie actually does need to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jy39gYnxZQ
— J O D E S 💗 (@jodes888) July 28, 2020
Renee’s crush Matt arrives and Ciarran starts babbling about the bro code to everyone who will listen.
SO just to recap – Ciarran has spent the night in 4 different girls beds since he has been in paradise but Matt should follow bro code?#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/HN4VIPpwAK
— Jen (@jenbrec) July 28, 2020
ciarran is that man who doesnt want something til he cant have it… i fucking hate it, grow up foodworks lucius malfoy #BachelorInParadiseAU
— lauryn (@fIeetswoodmac) July 28, 2020
bachelorette!ciarran was lucius malfoy from chamber of secrets
bachelor in paradise!ciarran is lucius malfoy in deathly hallows#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ELrV9iIsuE
— lauryn (@fIeetswoodmac) July 28, 2020
ALISHA REALLY SAID TO CIARRAN “JESS WAS A GOOD FRIEND TO RENEE THOUGH HEY” #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/twXfJU0glS
— geeta. ✨ (@bored_ignored) July 28, 2020
Matt and Renee’s date is super cute with sparks flying. Our girl deserves it.
Matt and Renee are adorable #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/U7C4KHv8d4
— Daisy (@daisy_seery) July 28, 2020
Seeing Renee finally happy got me like#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/UGQeJfKSIc
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) July 28, 2020
Osher stirs the pot, declaring the Bula Banquet’s theme tonight is bro code vs. girl code. Ciarran is pissed and most of the others come to Renee’s defence.
Ciarran calling Matt a snake… loooool #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/QHOpM1E4O8
— Simone Holtznagel (@moan_holtz) July 28, 2020
Any man over 17 who invokes “the bro code” needs to be cast out to sea on a raft with no oars #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Rachael (@RachaelHasIdeas) July 28, 2020
I said what I said #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YOMtH3Lj6s
— Victoria Quested (@VictoriaQuested) July 28, 2020
Me looking for where Ciarran got the audacity from #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jshMjOeJnF
— Lib (@liabzann) July 28, 2020
“Dont be a snake”, hissed Ciarran. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) July 28, 2020
How dare Matt go to Paradise and ask someone out on a date. What show does he think he's on? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Eikris Biala (@eikris_x) July 28, 2020
Jamie is quizzed over his relationship with Brittney, and she makes it clear they are just friends.
jamie at every bula banquet saying he can’t imagine waking up in paradise without seeing britney #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/8IGhajkmAR
— juliana (@thisisjuls_) July 28, 2020
jamie, if you wanted a trip to fiji with your mates CALL YOUR FUCKING TRAVEL AGENT #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/zJsQIkaXdG
— Andrea (@bethwoodvilles) July 28, 2020
Brittney and Cass are both pursuing pie-man Jackson. Meanwhile, Jamie has decided the right girl for him is…err, Megan Marx…who is not even in paradise.
Megan and Jake sitting at home laughing at this #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Jif4MEBc0i
— 𝔐𝔢𝔬𝔴 🌈✨𝔐𝔢𝔬𝔴 🌈✨𝔐𝔢𝔬𝔴 (@Rhimeowmeow) July 28, 2020
Meagan finding out Jamie has their imaginary wedding and retirement already planned #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/VXQFxtACc5
— Peter Thomas (@coturnix97) July 28, 2020
Some bloke named Scot walks into paradise. Ummm, whomst?
angie sitting at home watching everyone from her season on BIP #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/zwTWCFEvYa
— lauren ferri 🌻 (@lauren_ferri) July 28, 2020
another guy from angie's season… do you reckon chook will come in next? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/nQdjQoiNZt
— lauryn (@fIeetswoodmac) July 28, 2020
Cass rejects Niranga so he asks Brittney on a date, but she has a meltdown and doesn’t want to go. We are feeling for our king who seems likely to go home next.
1. Brittney needs to give her rose to Jackson.
2. Niranga can't go home!
3. Jamie needs to leave Paradise.#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1UeHkDCDhe— Adele K. Thomas 🦄⚽️😷 Illustrator of stuff. (@AdeleKThomas) July 28, 2020
bruh the most screen time niranga has and it’s based around him leaving #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/hP5Qkmv9cg
— 👼🏻 𝓴𝓲𝓴𝓲 👼🏻 (@violettfemmes) July 28, 2020
Niranga deserves so much better #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Nam ⁷ Jin (@Joonieverse) July 28, 2020