The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Loose AF ‘Bachelor In Paradise’
Is it just me or does this week’s Bachelor In Paradise feel like it’s gone for simply too long? Don’t get me wrong, I live for messy Bachy drama but sometimes you want the chance to miss something when it’s not on.
We have been smothered by episodes this week and I need a damn break. But alas, we have another episode Sunday night, although at least it looks like it will bring some genuine drama. On tonight’s episode, Brittney’s “meltdown” we were promised in the promos was resolved in about two minutes, as Niranga decided to take Cass on the date instead.
Most of the episode was focused on Brittney and Cass fighting over Jackson (yes, the pie-man?!) and it got pretty tense at the rose ceremony as the two ladies argued over who would be giving him their rose. Ladies! Please! If you’re going to argue over a guy on this show AT LEAST fight over Glenn. Oh, my sweet baby Glenn.
While tonight’s proceeding were a big snooze, these funny tweets will jolt you awake.
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold via its funniest tweets:
Brittney does not want to go on a date with Niranga, so he decides to take Cass instead.
Imagine not wanting to go on a date with this specimen #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/U7YdR90O1E
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 29, 2020
niranga when renee says litney’s not keen on this date immediately after cass rejected him #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Og1vBTobo1
— luci (@llluci) July 29, 2020
Me getting on a plane, flying to Fiji and taking up Niranga on this date:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/psPMHw3TKf
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) July 29, 2020
Niranga being a whole ass, caring man and giving Britt the opportunity to spend time with Jackson… WITH a flower in his ear… Ciarran could NEVER #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5HHNqvkXzc
— Chloe (@thatchloechick) July 29, 2020
Cass and Niranga’s date is super tense and awkward, as he has another crack at forging a romantic connection. She shuts him down and then he gets all bitter and petty.
take a shot everytime cass is mean to niranga >:( #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/TevwI6Siwe
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) July 29, 2020
CASS WHY CANT U JUST BE A LITTLE NICE TO THE MAN WHO GAVE YOU FREE FOOTRUBS omg #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jPN6A2IQzZ
— claire (@eclaircakes) July 29, 2020
Timm returns to paradise and immediately grills Matt over what happened with Renee.
my reaction to timm being chill with ciarran dating renee’s mate, but not being chill with renee dating ciarran’s mate #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/AXWvZdWd4J
— luci (@llluci) July 29, 2020
Timm: “you’d never catch me near anyone’s ex missus”
Everyone: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/WddNPPO5ec
— Niccy T (@NicReality) July 29, 2020
Did Ciarran just say “have a bit of integrity”? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/IW1I0vFDzG
— littlescottyfryer (@scotty_fryer) July 29, 2020
Conor takes Mary on a wholesome salsa dancing date. They are adorable together and deserve the world. Meanwhile, Ciarran and Kiki are sharing their hopes and dreams — LOL PSYCH — he’s massaging her butt with oil.
Connor and Mary. One of the only relationships that doesn’t make me want to scrub a layer of skin off. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Get Ur Mask On (@IraSnave) July 29, 2020
This goose has seen some shit. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/SXlBFCLCZ0
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) July 29, 2020
All of us watching Ciarran and Kiki scenes #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/o5bbhKs7lN
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 29, 2020
Did we REALLY need to have an extended softcore porn scene of Ciarran rubbing oil all over his latest conquest with his snaky, snaky hands? ? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/E79vYExsmu
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) July 29, 2020
Glenn takes Alisha on a body-painting date and isn’t shy about his feeling for her. The world needs more Glenns.
Me hearing a man articulate his feelings in a healthy way on tv: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/D8Y0zQ0QRv
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) July 29, 2020
Alisha and Australia after this date: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/qOUclx2xf4
— Kait Nicole (@Kait_Nicole7) July 29, 2020
We want more Glenns and less Timm and Ciarrans!!! We want them now! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/EVfPlKZxH2
— Nat Sinclair (@nat_sinclair93) July 29, 2020
Osher drops in to announce a rose ceremony. Cass and Brittney are battling for pie-man Jackson but he can’t decide who he prefers because they’re so different. Cass grills Brittney over who she will pick and they get into a heated war of words.
Yessss Britt #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/OLYI4t78fp
— Hannah Michelsen (@hannahmicheles1) July 29, 2020
Litney just handled herself so well. I’m so mad at Cass, Litney wasn’t even remotely rude or aggressive and Cass was trying to gaslight her! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ZSNg2THBiI
— ret | BLM (@Retta_Potterfan) July 29, 2020
Cass seems like she definitely wouldn’t wear a mask and would definitely yell at a Bunnings employee #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ec65SJ12nl
— iampoopsmcgee (@iampoopsmcgee1) July 29, 2020
At the rose ceremony, Gilly (who?), Niranga and Jamie are sent packing.
OK, I'm out. Ive lost all my good material with Jamie going #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/zJ2N7NJHPe
— Observant Monkey (@ObservantMonkey) July 29, 2020
I make no apologies for this now being a Niranga stan account #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/9qSshM7WTl
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 29, 2020
Jamie gives a farewell speech dedicated to err, Helena.
What?! Whaaaattt #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bcO8iGJEIV
— Get Ur Mask On (@IraSnave) July 29, 2020