YIKES: Tonight’s Truly Wild ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
I need a long nap after witnessing that truly ridiculous argument among the boys, all over whether you’re allowed to date your mate’s ex. Seriously, exes aren’t property and we all need to do better.
Tbh, it’s hard to take anyone seriously while they’re wearing a short-sleeved shirt, but tonight Timm and Ciarran teamed up to take on Matt after another dramatic Bula Banquet stirred up even more drama. At one stage it felt like everyone was fighting, even Alisha and Kiki were feuding. Absolutely wild times.
Earlier in the episode, a new couple was on the verge of splitting, as Alex revealed he’s just not that into Keira and might have eyes for new intruder, umm Kelly? Kaela? Hmmm. KEELY! That’s it. Thankfully, the only couple we care about — Alisha and Greg — keep going from strength to strength.
Thank the lord for Greglisha, or I couldn’t make it through this shitshow. Roll the tweets!
Tonight’s wild Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
Emotions are on high, as Brittney is reeling from Cass picking Jackson at the rose ceremony.
Only four more episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU, which means just four more days of distraction from the dumpster fire that is our lives pic.twitter.com/RohfWWue7R
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 2, 2020
Shout out to Scott for being the only person to see if Brittney was okay. This has been a Scott appreciation post #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) August 2, 2020
The following day, Cass pulls Brittney aside but doesn’t actually apologise for lying to her about who was getting her rose.
cass at all times #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/fAQfhBEpDG
— emmi (@swiftiekin) August 2, 2020
Cass choosing Jackson knowing full well he kissed Litney #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/BNKIyESCTJ
— Weslee #TeamDani (@WSpark98NZ) August 2, 2020
Cass is the kind of girl who probably played GA in netball and constantly reminded you how much better than you she thought she was #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/w9mSV8dwzV
— Andrea (@bethwoodvilles) August 2, 2020
Cass is as loyal to women as Ciarran #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 2, 2020
A new girl arrives in paradise: Keely? Umm, I don’t know her.
i’m sorry who? i’ve never seen that woman before in my life #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/fODVADw7qM
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 2, 2020
Keely might as well be a clean skin #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Maxibon (@thiscassgirl) August 2, 2020
Alex and Keira are on the rocks, as he complains to the boys that he’s finding her a bit full-on. He tries to break up with her but she won’t let him.
Every fibre of my being wants Keely, previously unknown, to send Keira packing from Paradise#BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MtxXCCxG0y
— Chloe (@thatchloechick) August 2, 2020
Go Alex ! get away from crazy woman Keira #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/NVjH3v2sD0
— jodie lee (be kind) (@mschufAUS) August 2, 2020
Keira, looking at Alex saying he wants to take a break:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/U0iQOwXjsx
— giorgio (@gee__tee) August 2, 2020
Cass gets a date card, chooses Jackson, and they go snorkelling together.
the producers are literally giving everything to cass on a silver platter, it’s cooked #bachelorinparadiseau
— 잘자 우리 종현아. / 사랑하자 ♡ (@jackcallahans) August 2, 2020
the real villains of #BachelorInParadiseAU : the producers pic.twitter.com/3wYA8ONyde
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) August 2, 2020
At the Bula Banquet, Jackson is asked who he prefers and while he says he’s still on the fence, he reckons that he’d give his rose to Cass.
Wait, does that mean Australia hates Jackson now?????#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bcRSmc2IZY
— TValyce (@TValyce) August 2, 2020
“I want people to be happy and if they’re happy without me, that’s fine.” – Brittany, the Queen paradise does not deserve #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/VVOj5szEyf
— Nicole Sherwin (@nikkaloola) August 2, 2020
Keira submits questions to grill Alex over their relationship status. When asked who he would take on a date, he replied Keely and Keira stormed away from dinner.
Keira writing questions for herself at the banquet like Regina George putting herself in the Burn Book #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XyBFkZQaRy
— Kate Sheahan (@KateSheahan) August 2, 2020
Real footage of Keira and Alex's relationship. #BachelorInParadiseau pic.twitter.com/dHcWKjhN7B
— Mel (@melb_mel) August 2, 2020
Has anyone seen Kerri Ann Kennerley and Keira in the same room? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Bw6BaawixK
— Tatts ?? (@tatts37) August 2, 2020
Renee is asked whether she just got with Matt to get back at Ciarran, then an argument breaks out between Alisha and Kiki/Ciarran over the fact Ciarran slept with Jess but hasn’t told Kiki.
#BachelorInParadiseAU
alisha: ciarrans had his fingers in a lot of pies, and by pies I mean girls
everyone in Australia: pic.twitter.com/5ZoChTsp5Y— STREAM FOLKLORE PLEASEEEE ? ~black lives matter~ (@certifiedhoe2) August 2, 2020
Me: Why do I watch this shit?
Also me: Watches this shit.#BachelorInParadiseAU— Kate Fox (@KateFoxy) August 2, 2020
As Timm gets Ciarran all riled up, a fight breaks out between all the boys and security has to be brought in to break it up.
Timm’s pretty fucking rich calling Matt a dog when he looks like this#BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/qGbdhw3IIW
— charlotte ? (@charborland__) August 2, 2020
Behind the scenes footage of Ciarran and Timm. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ntqJKzgcKV
— Get Ur Mask On (@IraSnave) August 2, 2020
This is just 7 terrible shirts yelling at each other. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) August 2, 2020
mary and connor making out on the other side of the pool like #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/EQFzaBbM0Z
— Glitter Trash ☔️? (@GlitterTrash3) August 2, 2020
Finally, Ciarran tells Kiki he slept with Jess before she arrived and she does not take it well.
Kiki: "How dare Alisha try to embarrass me by saying to had sex with Jess"
Ciarran: "I had sex with Jess"
Kiki:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/DCmfIKXuOf
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 2, 2020
Me deleting all my timm and ciarran tweets from during angies season #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/t8qevIKtZe
— kira (@robbiesronan) August 2, 2020
Just a reminder there are nice guys from this franchise too ❤️ (also looking at you Connor and GregGlen) #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/uk9ZIpiDbe
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) August 2, 2020