The ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Finale Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It’s all over. After weeks of tuning into Bachelor In Paradise (sometimes four times a week! A social life? Never heard of her!) tonight saw the final three couple exchange vows at the commitment ceremony.
To the shock of absolutely no one, Ciarran and Kiki did not make it to the final stage. They both elected to leave paradise to try dating on the outside, which we found out only lasted a few weeks before Ciarran ended it. The list of Ciarran’s scorned exes just keeps growing and it’s a beautiful thing to behold.
On a happier note, the final three couples — Renee and Matt, Mary and Conor, and Alisha and Glenn — all got their happy endings and honestly, when this show is good, it makes me feel so many emotions. Like, Glenn’s speech to Alisha made me audibly weep! I need help! Thankfully, we have a Bachy break to regroup *checks notes * err, as The Bachelor kicks off…on Wednesday. Brilliant.
Please say a prayer for Punkee’s recappers and let’s relive the finale via funny tweets!
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise finale retold in hilarious tweets:
Kiki grills Ciarran on his lies and he has some alarming responses, revealing that he doesn’t consider other people’s feelings. Big yikes.
So if you’re honest about it, it’s ok to treat others like garbage? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/aVdkhYWTGN
— Claire (@Ewoksarecool22) August 9, 2020
Kiki: I’m ready to just throw it all away
Narrator: Kiki did not throw it all away #BachelorInParadiseAU— Daryl (@xwickedmindx) August 9, 2020
Ciarran gets into a heated discussion with the boys and then Matt quizzes him over the night he spent with Renee.
Ciarran: I've been the most honest person here
The boys: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/v2YVE8xTu4
— Yen (@Millyenium) August 9, 2020
The other guys listening to Ciarran rn#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/uZLqqeeOet
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) August 9, 2020
Ciarran: It didn't happen!
The Boyz:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/3W1WTOgfui— Arianne Rich (@ariannerrich) August 9, 2020
Meanwhile, the girls try to help Kiki see that Ciarran can’t be trusted.
Kiki: I'm feeling really blessed!
The rest of the Girls and ALL OF THE ENTIRE WORLD: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ew7fMpIeNF— MiaViolettaRodriguez (@MiaIsAStar) August 9, 2020
“this isn’t WIFE SWAP this is #BachelorInParadiseAU” pic.twitter.com/EkjeFYRwjK
— Glitter Trash ☔️🌧 (@GlitterTrash3) August 9, 2020
The luggage Ciarran's brought with him to paradise #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/KgtskQg0Vx
— bethany 🐯 (@bmj_br) August 9, 2020
In the end, Kiki and Ciarran decide to leave paradise. We learn that he dumped her a few weeks after they returned and she hasn’t heard from him since.
So Ciarran dropped Kiki?
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING????#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/0bW48nelhP— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) August 9, 2020
Ciarran realising he's stuck in Australia where everybody hates him & can't go back to the UK until we cure coronavirus #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/EqeM1BdS6W
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) August 9, 2020
Hang on, Cirrian dumped Kiki and then ghosted her? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/vraHW12dT5
— Weslee #TeamIan (@WSpark98NZ) August 9, 2020
Your friendly reminder that Ciarran entered the Bachelorette mansion IN AN ENTIRELY RED SUIT like the walking red flag he is ❤ #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) August 9, 2020
Renee tells Matt that he’s made her realise what she deserves in a relationship, they both say they’re falling in love with each other and exchange commitment rings.
Renee bringing back mini disc technology #BachelorInParadiseAU 📀 pic.twitter.com/9KMhpsGIls
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) August 9, 2020
Me: "omg Matt's speech is so bad"
Boyfriend: "yeah it's almost like he's a professional BMX rider"#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) August 9, 2020
Mary got the happy ending she deserved, as she and Conor exchanged commitment rings too.
The biggest plot twist of this season isn't the Ciarran BS, it's that we'd all die for this man now #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/kYKmONZBKj
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 9, 2020
CONOR & MARY 👏🏻
PLEASE 👏🏻
GET 👏🏻
MARRIED 👏🏻 #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Y5kYCuAwtf— indi 🌷 (@indyr0se) August 9, 2020
Mary and Conor are giving me all the feels right now #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/WHlxNTfQaP
— tennie 🌸 (@darkhairtaurus) August 9, 2020
In an emotion-charged commitment ceremony, Glenn tells Alisha that he’s loved her from when he first met her and I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE.
Me watching these reality couples say they love each other #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/oGWFhqQ1q5
— jumbo🎪🐘 (@sianvaladian) August 9, 2020
Alisha and Glenns relationship is the only thing giving me seratonin in this economy#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) August 9, 2020
I love that Glenn said intelligent before beautiful. He’s so perfect.#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/f71u5jZDVs
— Kris (@aminutewithkris) August 9, 2020
This was the fairytale ending that 2020 desperately needed.
Glenn and Alisha are the only reason i have ANY hope left for 2020 #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/plYwiBrfF7
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 9, 2020
Me refreshing all their instagrams to see if they’re still together or not #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Y2pnWelJ6r
— Gi 🌙 (@parmagianna) August 9, 2020