Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Premiere Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Bula, bitches! Bachelor In Paradise is back in a big way and this season actually looks like it will bring some genuine drama. Thank god, 2020 needed this.
The premiere reunited all our faves — including Timm, Abbie, Ciarran and Brittany — but most importantly, we saw the return of BIP’s absolute GOAT Litney, who is still shitting bricks at the sight of any birds. Birds? In the sky? In this economy?
Most of tonight’s action surrounded Ciarran and all the women going absolutely wild for him. Abbie did not come to play and straight away went for the handsome Brit, and while he had his sights initially on Cassandra, he ended up in Abbie’s bed. Escándalo!
This is going to be a disaster and I’ll eat up every second of it. Let’s jump into tonight’s best tweets!
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise premiere retold in hilarious tweets:
We’re back baby and it FEELS GOOD.
WE’RE BACK BABY #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Y8gcUI4sFL
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 15, 2020
I’m so ready. Bring on the trash men. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ytOgXMh3YM
— Get Ur Mask On (@IraSnave) July 15, 2020
Timm is the first in the villa and just stumbles around like a confused puppy dog.
TIM IS BACK AND MY DEPRESSION IS CURED. COVID DOESNT EXIST, LIFE IS GOOD #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Amelia (@ameliafrances69) July 15, 2020
The Covid cure has just been found. #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/syasLwI7Kk
— Ellen (@Ellz88) July 15, 2020
Me: "can't wait to sleep tonight!"
My insomnia:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/1GSb0ykWmL
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 15, 2020
Then we see the grand return of Abbie and she is a woman on a mission for Ciarran’s heart.
BIP drinking game: drink every time Abbie mentions Ciarran.
Hot tip, dont. You'll die.#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) July 15, 2020
god i’m so happy to see abbie again on a show where she’s allowed to fuck #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Katie K (@katiekendalls_) July 15, 2020
Helena, Brittany, Janey, Niranga, Jake, Mary and (more importantly) Litney all arrive. Also a man named Glenn walks in….umm who?
Are we *sure* Timm and Brittney's energies can exist in the same room at the same time without the world exploding? Actually this might explain a LOT about 2020…#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) July 15, 2020
Watching Jake come back again like… #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/GiMflg0emQ
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 15, 2020
How many times has Jake been in paradise #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/R4ppidRNfG
— Weslee #TeamJujubee (@WSpark98NZ) July 15, 2020
“I’m Glen!” #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/cBR9iBVTbU
— Jenna Guillaume⁷ (@JennaGuillaume) July 15, 2020
Finally Ciarran arrives and he’s (unsurprisingly) nude, with only a bunch of grapes to cover his manly bits. I ain’t mad about it.
Lucius Malfoy got lit in iso #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/eP6yzUz2os
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 15, 2020
Tim: “Ciarran is naked again. How good. Wouldn’t have it any other way”
Same. Just same. #BachelorInParadiseAU— Caitlin Smedley (@CaityElyse) July 15, 2020
Listen the only thing I care about is Ciarran getting the love and happiness he deserves #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/GMqJIxgGep
— Jenna Guillaume⁷ (@JennaGuillaume) July 15, 2020
Jamie bursts into the villa, claiming that he’s back to redeem himself and be “not so intense, not so possessive.” Yeah, sure buddy.
“I wanna come across as more of a relaxed guy” – Jamie #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/naSJV3ndDm
— Nicole Sherwin (@nikkaloola) July 15, 2020
Jamie: I’m trying to be less intense
Also Jamie: Timm is my best friend#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/CBTogLKlC7— erin ✨ (@erinhocking) July 15, 2020
Osher arrives and gives Timm a double date card and he chooses Brittney and Brittany. Their date is cute but more sparks were flying between Timm and Brittany. Poor Brittney.
100% convinced Timm chose both Britts so he wouldn’t have the pressure of remembering names on the first date #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Maritza Munoz Brunt (@maritzaemunoz) July 15, 2020
When you're the 3rd wheel on a 3 person date and you can't even look at your phone#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bLh8S7SBHv
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) July 15, 2020
Sometimes I wonder if the producer that discovered Brittney truly understood the goldmine of amazing that they were about to unleash on the world. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) July 15, 2020
Over with the rest of the gang, they play a game where everyone submit questions for the Bula Banquet. This leads to the topic of Ciarran’s ex and fellow Bachy contestant Renee showing up in paradise and Ciarran gets all defensive before admitting he cheated on her.
I'm not surprised that Ciarran cheated, just disappointed. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/L55YnF3p3V
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) July 15, 2020
So Cass is friends with Renne who is Cirrans ex but Cass is still very interested in Cirran #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/uwWpWDkkLi
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) July 15, 2020
The villain v the actual villain #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/yqABvvVGi3
— Catherito (@ceevz) July 15, 2020
Mary and Helena are fighting over Glenn…again, who?
Mary: "Do you have any kids?"
Glenn: "No"
Mary: "Are you sure?"
Glenn:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MdhpamFB5m— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) July 15, 2020
no, seriously, WHO is glenn????? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/dLmyQeOJS7
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) July 15, 2020
Abbie is absolutely obsessed with Ciarran but he whisks Cass away for a private chat. However, Abbie later reclaims her man and he ends up in her bed.
So far Abbie is bored with Jake, horny for Ciarran, and grossed out by Jamie. In other words, she is perfect. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jenna Guillaume⁷ (@JennaGuillaume) July 15, 2020
I will not tolerate any hate towards Abbie this season, sis looks good and knows what she wants R E S P E C T #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jRFGgmW97h
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) July 15, 2020
Ciarran talking about how he learned his lesson after cheating on his last girlfriend and then saying, ‘I didn’t get a kiss from Cass, so I thought why not try something with Abbie?’ #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/nI4UevtU13
— Brianna Farrell (@_HelloNorah) July 15, 2020
“Ciarran was in Abbie’s bed if you know what I mean”
We do Brittney, cos he is LITERALLY in her bed?! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Get Ur Mask On (@IraSnave) July 15, 2020
Britt in the same room with Abbie and Ciarran like: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/v88f1QUzPa
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) July 15, 2020