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LOLZ: Ep 2 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

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Tonight’s ep of The Bachelorette kicked the series into second gear and we witnessed Sophie Monk’s first date and PASH.

Woo hoo! Sophie took Jarrod out on her first solo date, with the two deciding the scare the shit out of each other sky-walking and almost plummeting to their deaths. Does Sophie not choose her own dates?!

Anyways, it was pretty cute, although Jarrod is maybe a little too keen on the Monk. He’s most-likely in for a world of heartbreak.

Next up, the group date had all the lads dressed as classic historical icons for a photo-shoot. It mostly just meant they had to get their kit off for us viewers to ogle. Apollo was particularly ogle-able. Hot damn that man is human perfection.

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Blake continued to be the villain every one loved-to-hate, and original GOAT Sam came undone, acting like a total twat during his Robin Hood shoot. It was just gross. But James saved the day, and he’s our new fave dark horse.

The ep ended with a clash between Jarrod, and well every one, but especially Blake. As the two rivals got heated over a pair of ugg-boots. It’s the kind of true blue drama that would only happen on an Aussie reality show.

As always Twitter was there to narrate all the weird and wonderful stuff that went down.

Ep 2 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:

Sophie’s date with Jarrod started with them almost dying, but ended with a pash. It’s obvi, Jarrod is hooked on Sophie already.

Apollo in the group challenge had us all swooning.

The rest of the group’s photo shoot had Sam making some creepy comments to our bachy. Not cool, man. But James was hilarious, and made it all better.

The cocktail party brought the drama, as Jarrod became as massive keeno, and there was a beef over ugg-boots.

The eviction was no surprise, with Jourdan being sent home. It was his time, he’d been through enough.