LOLZ: Ep 2 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Tonight’s ep of The Bachelorette kicked the series into second gear and we witnessed Sophie Monk’s first date and PASH.
Woo hoo! Sophie took Jarrod out on her first solo date, with the two deciding the scare the shit out of each other sky-walking and almost plummeting to their deaths. Does Sophie not choose her own dates?!
Anyways, it was pretty cute, although Jarrod is maybe a little too keen on the Monk. He’s most-likely in for a world of heartbreak.
Next up, the group date had all the lads dressed as classic historical icons for a photo-shoot. It mostly just meant they had to get their kit off for us viewers to ogle. Apollo was particularly ogle-able. Hot damn that man is human perfection.
Blake continued to be the villain every one loved-to-hate, and original GOAT Sam came undone, acting like a total twat during his Robin Hood shoot. It was just gross. But James saved the day, and he’s our new fave dark horse.
The ep ended with a clash between Jarrod, and well every one, but especially Blake. As the two rivals got heated over a pair of ugg-boots. It’s the kind of true blue drama that would only happen on an Aussie reality show.
As always Twitter was there to narrate all the weird and wonderful stuff that went down.
Ep 2 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
Sophie’s date with Jarrod started with them almost dying, but ended with a pash. It’s obvi, Jarrod is hooked on Sophie already.
Sophie: why did you have to come here to find love?
Jarrod: Farmer wants a wife was cancelled. #BacheloretteAU— Cassie Doyle (@CasDoyle) September 21, 2017
Oh, Jarrad. My heart. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/H9bfWtJMZn
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 21, 2017
Sophie: I just want a normal relationship.
Also Sophie: let's jump off the roof of this stadium.#BacheloretteAU
— Frankie (@paquitaaa) September 21, 2017
Jarrod: "I was petrified… but seeing Sophie like that, I went into protective mode"
Me:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/WpKqF9TF6A— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) September 21, 2017
The bachelor: we shall scare the women so Matty can be a hero#BacheloretteAU : we shall scare Sophie so the men can be heroes
— Imogen Dunlevie (@ImogenDunlevie) September 21, 2017
Producers madly cancelling the sky diving, para gliding and zip lining dates… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HLedkJT3cZ
— 100%sloane (@Unsophistikate) September 21, 2017
Jarrod literally spent his day writing 'Mr Jarrod Monk' over his notebooks. #BacheloretteAU
— Jeremy (@jeremyinthebox) September 21, 2017
Apollo in the group challenge had us all swooning.
Apollo was dreamed up by a 14 year old girl who is about to get her bracess off and have THE BEST SUMMER EVER. #BacheloretteAu
— Wendy Syfret (@WendyWends) September 21, 2017
Here's six good reasons why Apollo got that rose #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/oftEe0IY46
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 21, 2017
The rest of the group’s photo shoot had Sam making some creepy comments to our bachy. Not cool, man. But James was hilarious, and made it all better.
Sam perpetually looks like he's going to break out into a rendition of Sugar Ray's "Every Morning". #BacheloretteAU
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 21, 2017
Did Sam freaky friday with one of his nephews? He talks about women like he's 5 years old. #BacheloretteAU
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 21, 2017
Sam be like: 'Wait, you're not supposed to objectify a woman to her face?' #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/6Nj69aZ7LQ
— Nikki (@randomlilnikki) September 21, 2017
OMG, James is "Sophie's Monk". #BacheloretteAU
— DF (@Dean_Machine_) September 21, 2017
James looks like a female high school maths teacher. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/PySVqDM34d
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 21, 2017
All of the guys I thought were nice are rapidly turning into douchebags and is this what being straight is like?? #BacheloretteAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) September 21, 2017
The cocktail party brought the drama, as Jarrod became as massive keeno, and there was a beef over ugg-boots.
Jarrod we were eating out of your hand half an hour ago, don't get all creepoid obsesso on us mate #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 21, 2017
Blake and Jarrod are fighting because they both bought Sophie uggs. This the most Australian drama ever #BacheloretteAU
— Tali Aualiitia (@taliaualiitia) September 21, 2017
They're fighting over ugg boots…
Ladies and gentlemen we've reached peak bogan#BacheloretteAU— Tree Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) September 21, 2017
THE MEN ARE SUCH JEALOUS BABIES FOR A GROUP OF MEN WHO AGREED TO GO ON A SHOW WHERE ONE GAL DATES 19 MEN #BacheloretteAU
— Imogen Dunlevie (@ImogenDunlevie) September 21, 2017
The eviction was no surprise, with Jourdan being sent home. It was his time, he’d been through enough.
I personally think it's good Jourdan went home tonight before anything else happened to him #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/rx9iveJeRX
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 21, 2017
Did Jourdan injure his foot whilst not getting cheated on? #BacheloretteAU
— C.G. Benson (@cg_benson) September 21, 2017
I went on the #BacheloretteAU and all I got was this crappy moon boot.
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) September 21, 2017
So weird that Jourdan's technique of blindfolding, crying and limping was unsuccessful. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 21, 2017
Jourdan limps back to his house full of porcelain dolls with glued-on ladies hair #bacheloretteAU
— Deirdre (@figgled) September 21, 2017